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:: Trust Is The Most Precious Gift In Love ::

Love is not about "It's your fault", but "I'm sorry".
Not "Where are you", but "I'm here".
Not "How could you", but "I understand".
Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are".

When Someone Occupies A Place In Your Heart,
That Place Will Always Be For That Someone.
No One Can Replace That Person In That Place

From now on,
I will love you and only you,
I'll spoil you,
Never argue with you,
I will live up to very promise,
Never lie to you,
I'll always protect you,
Agree with you,
Believe in you,
I'll stand up for you,
No matter when or where,
Laugh when you laugh,
Wipe away all your tears,
You'll be the only one in my eyes,
The only one in my dreams,
Only one in my heart,
It's just that simple.

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in over drive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me, touching you cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be looking till the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love



:: About Me::


> Name : Benson Chew
> D.O.B : 31 October 1982
> Age : 23
> Location : Lion City
> Height : 5'8" (175cm)
> Weight : 132lb (62Kg)
> Ethnicity: Chinese
> Martial Status : Single, Unwanted
> Friendster Profile : Typiguy
> Tickle Profile : Typiguy
> Multiply Profile : Typiguy
> Hi5 Profile : Typiguy
> Website : TypiGuy (Down)
> Contact : typiguy@gmail.com
> MSN : typiguy@hotmail.com
> PhotoBlog : Here
> More About Me : Here

:: Pictorial Memories ::

-> Genting Trip
-> Outing With My Cousins
-> Night At WineBos
-> Elsa's Birthday BBQ
-> Japan Trip
-> BBQ At Leonard's
-> Dinner With Christine
-> Haixiang Got Bullied
-> Last Day Of School
-> At Leonard's House
-> FYP Lab
-> Presentations
-> Sentosa
-> Soccer Session
-> Studying At Airport
-> Studying At Orchard Library
-> Syah's Belated Birthday
-> TP Open House 2004
-> Graduation

:: Chatter Box ::

Name
URL
Messages(smilies)

:: Friends Of Mine ::

-> Sara
-> Dilah
-> Baoqin
-> Zixian
-> Wendy Wee
-> Syah
-> Wendy Cheng
-> Ivy
-> Val
-> Chaand Rai
-> Dennis
-> Lena
-> MeiQing
-> Stesha
-> Guojiu
-> Jeanette
-> Dawn
-> Ilyas
-> Yan Cai
-> Leonard
-> Li Hui
-> Celest
-> Ah Kai
-> Dee
-> Leria
-> Yan
-> SunFlower
-> Adriana
-> Corinna
-> TPCMM
-> Wan Ling
-> Vianz
-> Choo Yan
-> George Bush
-> Yan Yi
-> Nuriati
-> Jessica
-> Chipe
-> Winnie
-> Joyce
-> MeiQing
-> Judith
-> Kai Ling
-> Marie
-> Qiu Ning
-> Mimama
-> Kim

:: Monthly Events ::

March:
04th - Leslie's Birthday
05th - Fish Leong's Concert 06
08th - Fadilah's Birthday
09th - IT Show 06
10th - IT Show 06
11th - IT Show 06
12th - IT Show 06
12th - Disney On Ice
16th - Valerie's Godpa's Birthday
17th - Nandar's Birthday
17th - Creative Warehouse Sale
18th - Creative Warehouse Sale
19th - Creative Warehouse Sale
20th - TalentQuest '06
25th - Planet NVIDIA Launch Party
28th - Valerie's Father's Birthday
30th - Simple Plan Concert 05

April:
01st - April Fool's Day
01st - Syahrul's Birthday
02nd - Avril Lavigne Bonez Tour
03rd - Mum's Blood Test @ KK
05th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
07th - Justin ORD
10th - Mum's Surgery @ KK Hospital
12th - Aaron's Brthday
13th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
13th - Opening Of (Eight Below)
12th - Opening Of Movie (Firewall)
14th - Good Friday Holiday
17th - Gary's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday Celebration
23rd - Emil & Jonathon Concert 05
26th - Andy Lim's Birthday

May:
01st - Progress Reward Banked In
01st - Labour Day Holiday
01st - Jennifer's Birthday
05th - Opening Of Movie (MI:3)
09th - Winnie's Birthday
12th - Vesak Day Holiday
18th - Opening Of (Da Vinci Code)
25th - Opening Of Movie (X-Men 3)

:: Wish Upon A Star ::

01) A Girlfriend? Let Fate Decide It
02) More Incoming Funds (Money)
03) Apple iPod Video 30 GB ($548)
04) Complete My National Service
05) A Handphone (Nokia N91)
06) A New Wallet
07) New Adidas Watch
08) Apple iMac G5
09) Looking For Pen Pals

:: Current Config ::

Typing On:

- HP iPAQ rx3715
[Samsung S3C 2440 Processor]
[152MB Internal Memory]
[1GB Scandisk SD-Card]
[64K Transflective type QVGA TFT]
[Integrated WLAN 802.11b]
[Integrated Bluetooth]
[1.2 MegaPixels Camera]
[PocketPC Windows Mobile 2003]

- IBM Thinkpad T22
[Intel® Mobile Pentium-III 900MHz]
[1GB RAM]
[60GB IBM HDD]
[64MB ATI Mobility RADEON 7500]
[DVD/CD-RW Drive]
[Iomega USB 250MB ZIP Drive]
[14.1" TFT Active Display Matrix]
[Internal Lucent V.90 Modem]
[Intel PRO/1000 Gbps Ethernet]
[Windows 2000 Professional]

- My Own Personnal Rig
[Intel Pentium-IV 1.7GHz]
[Asus P4P800 Deluxe]
[512MB x 2 Kingston DDR400 D43]
[80GB DiamondMax Plus 9 HDD]
[128MB NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200]
[Creative Audigy 2 Platinum]
[Internal Toshiba DVD-ROM Drive]
[Internal Pioneer DVD-RW Drive]
[External Plextor CD-RW Drive]
[Internal Iomega 250MB Zip Drive]
[17" ViewSonic CRT Monitor GS771]
[smartNIC PnP Network Adapter]
[Altec Lansing ACS 44]
[Windows XP Professional]

Surfing On:

Starhub MaxOnline 6500

Getting Entertained By:

256MB Creative Nomad MuVo NX
256MB Creative Nomad MuVo TX

Talking/SMSing On:

Nokia 8310
Nokia 3120
Samsung X430

Mobile Service Providers:

Singtel Classic 100 Plan

Capturing Everyday With:

:: Currently Reading ::

:: Current Desktop ::

:: Current PlayList ::

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Pan Wei Bo
Bu De Bu Ai
Wang Li Hom
Kiss Goodbye
Cyndi Wang Xin Ling
Ai Ni
Yan Cheng Xu
Yi Gong Chi
Lin Jun Jie
Cao Cao
Wang Li Hom
Forever Love
Wu Ke Qun
Wu Ke Qun
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Yi Lu Ziang Bei
S.H.E
Tian Hui
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Gui Ji
Zhang Jing Xuan
My Way
Jolin Cai Yi Ling
Ye Man You Xi
Jay Zhou Jie Lun & Lara
Shan Wu Hai
Wang Li Hom
Ni Bu Zai
Lena Park
Moon
S.H.E
Ai Ne
Akon
Lonely
Alicia Keys
Karma
S.H.E
Xing Guang
B.O.A
Alantis Princess
Xiao Ya Xuan
Di Xia Tie
F.I.R
You Make Me Wanna Fall In Love
Jolin Cai Yi Lin
Hai Dao
Jackie Chan & Jin Xi Shan
Shen Hua

:: Links ::

Charity Organisation:
-> World Vision Singapore
-> The Salvation Army
-> Singapore Cancer Society
-> Singapore Community Chest

Make New Friends:
-> Frensville
-> Who Lives Near You
-> Just Date
-> Friendster
-> 1Match1
-> DesignerLove
-> Hi5
-> Face*Pic
-> FriendSearch
-> Tickle

Sports:
-> Liverpool
-> SoccerNet
-> SportsNews
-> Fox Sports
-> Live Score

Food:
-> Chocolate & Zucchini
-> Leite's Culinaria
-> NYDC
-> Häagen-Dazs
-> Swensen's
-> Eat Shiok Shiok
-> Pizza Hut
-> Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza
-> McDonald's Singapore
-> Fish & Co
-> M&M

Blog-Related:
-> Blogger Status
-> Blogger
-> Weblogger
-> BlogRolling
-> Tag-Board
-> Photobucket
-> BlogSkins
-> UnkyMoods
-> Love Productions
-> Blogtree
-> History Of Weblogs
-> HaloScan
-> DiaryLand
-> LiveJournal

Mobile-Related:
-> Singtel Mobile
-> M1 Mobile
-> Starhub Mobile
-> Nokia Singapore
-> Samsung Singapore
-> Samsung Fun Club
-> Sony Ercisson Singapore
-> Motorola Singapore
-> Panasonic Singapore
-> Siemens Singapore
-> Mitsubishi Mobile Singapore

Gaming:
-> International Ragnarokonline
-> Neopets
-> MU Online
-> Asheron's Call
-> Dark Age of Camelot
-> EverQuest
-> Ultima Online

Entertainment:
-> SG Movie
-> Cancer Story
-> Jane-Finch
-> Bed Supper Club
-> MTV Chinese
-> Prefect 10 Webcam
-> SISTIC
-> TicketCharge
-> Golden Village
-> ShowGood
-> Resident Advisor
-> BBC Radio
-> Dance & Soul
-> Apologist
-> Juice Mag
-> Your Choice Mag

Clothes:
-> Hugo Boss
-> Levi's
-> Adidas
-> Topshop
-> Emporio Armani
-> U2 Singapore
-> Ralph Lauren
-> Donna Karen
-> Victoria Secrets
-> Gianni Versace

Accessories:
-> Perlini's Silver
-> Tian Po Jewellery
-> Lee Hwa Jewellery
-> Soo Kee Jewellery
-> D'Meyson Jewellery
-> Goldheart Jewelry
-> 77th Street

Search Engines:
-> Yahoo
-> Catcha
-> AltaVista
-> Ask Jeeves
-> DogPile
-> Google

Emails:
-> Yahoo
-> Hotmail
-> Gmail
-> Mail.com

Quiz Sites:
-> Quizilla
-> Quiz Your Friends
-> Quiz Me
-> Cool Quiz!
-> OKCupid!

Confession Sites:
-> Confess It
-> Group Hug
-> Not Proud

Latest News:
-> The Straits Times
-> New Paper
-> Channel NewsAsia
-> Singapore Business Times
-> TODAY Papers

Forums:
-> VRZone Forums
-> HardwareZone Forums
-> SPUG Forums
-> TalkingCock Forums
-> Samsung Mobile Forums
-> Search SG Forums
-> Can.Com.Sg Forums
-> sgForums

Hangouts:
-> Suntec City
-> Wisma Atria
-> The Heeren
-> Takashimaya
-> Raffles City
-> Marina Square
-> Esplanade Mall

Cafe Terrace:
-> Coffee Bean
-> Starbucks Coffee
-> Dome Coffees
-> Delifrance Cafe

Club Scenes:
-> ChinaBlack
-> Devilsbar
-> Zouk
-> Double O
-> Centro
-> Liquid Room
-> 1NiteStand

:: Weekly Horoscope ::

Horoscope for Scorpio
17 April 2006 ~ 23 April 2006
You need to keep busy doing things that you both enjoy. Think twice before you say something you might regret later. Take care of any pressing medical problems that you or one of your parents may be suffering from. Outdoor sports events should entice you.

:: Back In Time ::

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:: Local Time ::


:: Local Weather ::

The WeatherPixie

:: Background Playing ::

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Since The CopyRight Rule Has Surfaced In Singapore, I Guess, This Portion Is To Be Taken Away.
Sorry, People.

:: Site Rules ::

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Saturday, July 31, 2004





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TECH SUPPORT

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Supportive
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Friday, July 30, 2004

I reached home at 12+ in the afternoon. Took a quick bath and collapsed on my bed wearing back the clothes that I wore last night. Last night's sleep was an uncomfortable one. Too tired to do anything.

Woke up at around 2.30pm. I cleaned up the house, swept and mopped the floor. Then, I surfed the Internet, checked my mails, and updated some parts of the blog. Discovered that my mouse is faulty!!! There is something wrong with my left-click button. It is not responding well. Guess I need to buy a new mouse.

after surfing for a while, I received an MSN message from Zi Xian telling me that he will be loitering at Tampines around 3pm to 3.30pm and asking me if I want to join him or not. I SMSed him that I will be joining him and we will meet at Tampines Mall.

Took another bath as I still reek of alcohol. Changed into beach shorts, a polo-tee and my shoes. Took bus 22 from my home to Tampines Interchange. Something happened in the bus. As the bus was going very slowly, some unhappy passengers started to shout and scold the bus driver. A old uncle started to shout and scold the bus driver first, then some other passengers supported him and also hurl abuse at the bus driver too. I felt pity for the driver. Fancy getting verbally abused on a hot afternoon, which tension is at its highest peak. If I were him, I would have react differently. I will scold the people back instead of just ignoring them.

Finally got to the bus interchange. SMSed Zi Xian again to find out where he is. Arranged to meet him at the front of the Perini's Silver at Tampines Mall. We proceeded to StarBucks for a cup of the NEW Chocolate Cream. We sat down and chatted about soccer teams, life and the current happenings.

I found out that Eugene is ATTACHED!!! They got to know each other at the girl's birthday party. The girl was a good friend of Linsay(Guojiu's Girlfriend). Eugene tagged along with Zi Xian and Goujiu to her party. Did you know that he only got to know his girlfriend in a day only and they got mutually attached to each other. Whoa, that is what I call FAST.

We chatted about our feelings regarding both our recent happenings. Chatted a bit about Fong Yi(Zi Xian's interest) and Sara. I realised that I have changed since we last met.

We went walking around Tampines Mall and Challenger, looking for a suitable mouse. I saw a bargain at Challenger. The Microsoft® IntelliMouse® Optical 1.1 is selling at $25.90(Normal Price: $34.90). Was tempted to buy it, but I thought of going to Sim Lim Square for a look first instead of just rushing into buying it.

Parted ways after leaving Challenger. Glad that I came out and meet Zi Xian. Kind of missed all my friends. My first step to opening myself.
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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Posted On 30/07/2004 10.03PM

Was outside with Sandy since 8pm last night to 11.30am this afternoon.

She had a bad tiff with her boyfriend. She called me at 7.30pm and asked if I could meet her at Boat Quay. I agreed to meet her as I sensed that she was not herself. I was worried that she might do something foolish.

When I reached Boat Quay, I tried calling her. My call was diverted to her voicemail, I did not know if she switched off her handphone or something happened to her. I went searching for her around Boat Quay. Finally found her sitting at the edge of Singapore River over at Riverdale Plaza.

She was in a wreak. From a distance, I could tell that she's been crying for some time as there are a lot of tissue on the ground. I walked over and sat at the edge and consoled her. I asked her why she is crying so hard and what happened. She narrated the whole incident to me.

The incident goes... Mike, her boyfriend, was very angry at her for some reasons,which I am not convenient to mention. They quarreled for a long time and her boyfriend just walked away and left her there. She tried catching up with him and explain further, but Mike was too mad to listen. Instead of stopping, he shrugged her off and she fell on the floor. Mike DID NOT STOP and check on Sandy. Instead, he just walked away, not caring for his girlfriend.

This is totally uncalled for. What he did was very ungentlemanly. When I heard this, I felt like approaching Mike's house and bash him up and give him a good lesson on how to treat a lady. But decided against it, in order not to complicate things further, thus making things hard for Sandy.

She was crying the whole time and all I can do is offer her my listening ear and tissue. I felt very useless and helpless. She certainly deserve a better guy than Mike. It hurts to see people, whom you care about, get hurt and yet you could not do anything to lessen the pain.

I consoled her and help as much as I can. We went to the nearby 7-Eleven to purchase cans of beer as she wanted to drink. At least, if she gets drunk, she won't be thinking that much and be this upset. Although we had drank a lot, she still kept on drinking and tried to get herself drunk. I did managed to stop her from drinking after some time but it was too late. She was already in a daze and puking all over the place.

By the time, I cleared everything and clear up the mess, it was 2+ in the night and Sandy was lying on the floor, totally wasted. I sat her up and laid her in a sitting position using the bench nearby. I kept watch of her all night, slipping into slumber myself as time passes.

When I woke up, I found Sandy sleeping on my lap. A slight hangover kicked in, resulting in a headache. I just lay there and reflect on what had happened last night. It was an unfortunate incident. I couldn't forgive Mike for leaving Sandy just like that. No matter how angry he was, he ought to show concern for Sandy when she fell. The scene keep playing in my head. One of these days, I will show him what is the result of hurting my friends.

Sandy woke up at around 8am. She had a hangover as she drank a lot last night. I brought her to the coffee shop nearby for breakfast. Ordered hot Ginger Tea for her to lessen the hangover. Her eyes were very puffy from the crying last night. Had a heart-to-hear chat with her, finding out more about her relationship with Mike.

There are a lot of problems in the relationship. Mike is a possessive, over-sensitive and chauvinistic guy. Most of the time, arguments happen due to his jealousy. Although it was not a nice thing to do, I advised Sandy to just break it clean with him since he is bringing her more misery than joy. I don't know if my advice fell on deaf ears or not as she kept on nodding away and not utter anything.

Realising that it was 10+ in the morning, I told her to call home as her parents might be worried since she did not return home. After taking our breakfast, I see her home and made sure that she was OK before leaving.
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Jokes after lunch...

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First President of the United States

George Washington was the first President of the United States. We all know that when he was a child, he chop down his father's fav cherry tree. He told the truth and his father forgive him.

Question :
Do u know why his father forgive him ?

Answer :
That is Because He was still holding the axe.

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When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."

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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital Swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom.
I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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~Number Of Stalk Of Roses And Their Meanings~


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A single bloom of red rose love at first sight or "I still love you"
A single rose in any colour indicates simplicity and gratitude
2 roses mutual feelings
3 roses "I love you"
7 roses "I'm infatuated with you"
9 roses "We'll be together forever"
10 roses "You are perfect"
11 roses "You are My Treasured One"
12 roses "Be mine!"
13 roses "Friends forever"
15 roses "I'm truly sorry"
20 roses "I'm truly sincere towards you"
21 roses "I'm dedicated to you"
24 roses "Forever yours"
25 roses Congratulations
36 roses "Remembering our romantic times"
40 roses "My genuine love for you"
50 roses Unconditional love
99 roses "I will love you all the days of my life"
101 roses "I'm completely devoted to you"
108 roses "Will you marry me?"
999 roses "I love you till the end of time"

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Meaning of flowers


Acacia: Concealed Love; Beauty in Retirement; Chaste Love
Ambrosia: Your Love is Reciprocated
Amaryllis: Pride; Pastoral Poetry
Amaryllis/Hippeastrum: I am proud of you; pride
Anemone: Forsaken
Anemone/Mona Lisa: I don't want to lose you
Anthurium, Red: You work to get where you are
Anthurium, White: Think of me
Arbutus: Thee Only Do I Love
Aster: Symbol of Love, Daintiness; Variety is the spice of life
Azalea: Take Care of Yourself for Me; Temperance; Fragile Passion; Chinese Symbol of Womanhood
Bachelor Button Single: Blessedness
Begonia: Beware
Bells Of Ireland: Good Luck
Bellflower/Campanula: Gratitude
Bird of Paradise Flower: Freedom, Good perspective
Bittersweet: Truth
Butterfly Orchid: You are always on my mind
Bluebell: Humility
Cactus: Endurance
Camellia, Pink: Longing for you
Camellia, Red: You're a Flame in My Heart
Camellia, White: You're Adorable
Carnation, General: Fascination; Woman Love
Carnation, Pink: I'll Never Forget You; Motherly love
Carnation, Red: My Heart Aches For You; Admiration; I hold you in high esteem; respect
Carnation, Purple: Capriciousness
Carnation, Solid Color: Yes
Carnation, Striped: No; Refusal; Sorry I Can't Be With You; Wish I Could Be With You
Carnation, White: Sweet and Lovely; Innocence; Pure Love; Woman's Good Luck Gift
Carnation, Yellow: You Have Disappointed Me; Rejection; Enjoy the moment
Cattail: Peace; Prosperity
Celosia: Fortune
Chrysanthemum, General: You're a Wonderful Friend; Cheerfulness and Rest
Chrysanthemum, White: Truth
Chrysanthemum, Yellow: Slighted Love
Crocus: Cheerfulness
Cyclamen: Don't lose faith in me
Cypress: Mourning
Cyclamen: Resignation and Good-bye
Daffodil: Regard; Unrequited Love; You're the Only One; The Sun is Always Shining when I'm with You
Daffodil Narcissus: You are an angel
Dahlia: Fickleness
Daisy: Innocence; Loyal Love; I'll Never Tell; Purity
Daisy, Garden: I share your sentiment
Daisy, Red: Joy
Daisy, White: Innocence; truth
Daisy, Yellow: I will try hard to earn your love
Dandelion: Faithfulness; Happiness
FERN: Magic; Fascination; Confidence and Shelter
FIR: Time
FLAX: Domestic Symbol
Flowering Cabbage: Prosperity
Foget-Me-Not: True Love; Memories
Forsythia: Anticipation
Gardenia: You're Lovely; Secret Love
Geranium: Stupidity; Folly
Gerbera: You are the sunshine of my life
Ginger, Pink: Diversity
Ginger, Red: Unlimited Wealth
Gladioli: Give Me a Break; I'm Really Sincere; Flower of the Gladiators
Gladiolus/Sword Lily: Strength of Character
Gloxinia: Love at First Sight
Heather, Lavender: Admiration; Solitude
Heather, White: Protection; Wishes Will Come True
Helenium: I miss you very much
Heliconia: Great returns
Holly: Defense; Domestic Happiness
Hyacinth, General: Games and Sports; Rashness; Flower Dedicated to Apollo
Hyacinth, Blue: Constancy; Predictability; reliable
Hyacinth, Purple: I am Sorry; Please Forgive Me; Sorrow
Hyacinth, Red Or Pink: Play
Hyacinth, White: Loveliness; I'll Pray for You; Subtle and graceful
Hyacinth, Yellow: Jealousy
Hyacinthus, Pink: Active; energetic
Hydrangea: Thank You for Understanding; Frigidity; Heartlessness; Arrogance; aloofness
Iris Fleur-de-lis: Emblem of France; Your Friendship Means so Much to Me; Faith; Hope; Wisdom and Valor; My Compliments; Passion
Ivy: Wedded Love; Fidelity; Friendship; Affection; Friendship; fidelity; marriage
Jasmine: Amiability
Jonquil: Love Me; Affection Returned; Desire; Sympathy; Desire for Affection Returned
Larkspur, White: Joyful; happy-go-lucky
Larkspur, Pink: Fickleness
Larkspur, Purple: Sweet disposition
Lilac Field: Humility
Lilac, Purple: You are my first love
Lilac, White: You are so pure and innocent
Lily of the Valley: Return of happiness
Lily, Calla: Your voice is music to my ears
Lily, Casablanca: I am in heaven when I'm with you
Lily, Pink: Romantic
Lily, Stargazer: I see heaven in your eyes
Lily, Yellow: Live for the moment; nothing is forever; I'm Walking on Air; False and Gay
Lily, White: Virginity; Purity; Majesty; It's Heavenly to be with You; My love is pure and innocent
Lily, Calla: Beauty
Lily, Day: Coquetry; Chinese Emblem for Mother
Lily, Eucharis: Maiden Charms
Lily, Tiger: Wealth; Pride
Lily Of The Valley: Sweetness; Tears of the Virgin Mary; Return to Happiness; Humility; You've Made My Life Complete
Magnolia: Nobility
Marigold: Cruelty; Grief; Jealousy
Mistletoe: Kiss me; Affection; To Surmount Difficulties; Sacred Plant of India
Monkshood: Beware; A Deadly Foe is Near
Moss: Maternal Love; Charity
Myrtle: Love; Hebrew Emblem of Marriage
Narcissus: Egotism; Formality; Stay as Sweet as You Are
Nasturtium: Conquest; Victory in Battle
Oleander: Caution
Orange Blossom: Innocence; Eternal Love; Marriage and Fruitfulness
Orchid: Love; Beauty; Refinement; Beautiful Lady; Chinese Symbol for Many Children
Orchid, Cattleya: Mature Charm
Paeonia: Bashful
Palm leaves: Victory and Success
Peony: Shame; Happy Life; Happy Marriage
Petunia: Resentment; Anger; Your Presence Sooths Me
Phlox: A good partnership; harmony
Pine: Hope; Pity
Poppy, Oriental: Silence is golden
Poppy, Red: Consolation; Pleasure
Poppy, Scarlet: Extravagance
Poppy, White: Tranquility; Consolation
Poppy, General: Eternal Sleep; Oblivion; Imagination
Poppy, Yellow: Wealth; Success
Primrose: I Can't Live Without You
Primrose, Evening: Inconstancy
Ranunculus: You are very attractive
Rose, Black: You are my obsession
Rose, Champagne: You are tender & loving
Rose, Leonidas: Sweet love
Rose, Nicole: You are graceful & elegant; aristocratic
Rose, Orange: You are my secret love
Rose, Pink: Brilliant Complexion; the glow of your smile; Perfect Happiness; Please Believe Me
Rose, Red: Passionate love; Love; I Love You
Rose, Single: Stems Simplicity
Rose, White: I am worthy of you; spiritual love; Innocence and Purity; I am Worthy of You; You're Heavenly; Secrecy and Silence
Rose, White & Red: We are not separable; unity
Rose, White & Red Mixed: Unity; Flower Emblem of England
Rose, White-Dried: Death is Preferable to Loss of Virtue
Rose, Yellow: I am not worthy of your love; Decrease of Love; Jealousy; Try to Care
Rose, Bridal: Happy Love
Rose, Dark Crimson: Mourning
Rose, Hibiscus: Delicate Beauty
Rose, Leaf: You May Hope
Rose, Tea: I'll Remember Always
Rose, Thornless: Love at First Sight
Roses, Bouquet of Mature Blooms: Gratitude
Roses, Single Full Bloom: I Love You; I Still Love You
Rosebud: Beauty and Youth; A Heart Innocent of Love
Rosebud, Red: Pure and Lovely
Rosebud, White: Girlhood
Rosebud, Moss: Confessions of Love
Scabiosa: Admiration
Scilla: Forgive & forget
Snapdragon: Please don't misunderstand
Snowball/Viburnum: Commitment
Spider Flower: Elope with Me
Stock: Lasting beauty
Sunflower: Adoration
Sweet Pea: Delicate pleasures
Smilax: Loveliness
Snapdragon: Deception; Gracious Lady
Stephanotis: Happiness in Marriage; Desire to Travel
Stock: Bonds of Affection; Promptness; You'll Always Be Beautiful to Me
Sweetpea: Good-bye; Departure; Blissful Pleasure; Thank You for a Lovely Time
Tulip, Cream: I will love you forever
Tulip, Red: Declaration of love; Believe Me; Declaration of Love
Tulip, Yellow: I am hopelessly in love; There's Sunshine in Your Smile
Tulip, General: Perfect Lover; Frame; Flower Emblem of Holland
Tulip, Variegated: Beautiful Eyes
Veronica: Fidelity
Violet: Modesty
Violet, Blue: Watchfulness; Faithfulness; I'll Always Be True
Violet, White: Let's Take a Chance
Waratah: Prosperity
Willow: Bravery & humanity
Zinnia: Thoughts of absent friends
Zinnia, Magenta: Lasting Affection
Zinnia, Mixed: Thinking (or In Memory) of an Absent Friend
Zinnia, Scarlet: Constancy
Zinnia, White: Goodness
Zinnia, Yellow: Daily Remembrance

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Very Special Arts Charity Drive


Calling all kind hearted souls.

Recently a group of dedicated students from SMU took up a project by VSA(Very Special Arts). We made a variety of products eg. Photo Albums, Photo Frame, Notepad etc. All these items are hand made by us together with the beneficaries.

The profits made will be given to VSA to help these needy children cope with their mounting medical expenses. These special group of children really needs our help. The only way YOU can help them is by buying these products.

The actual sales of these products will be from 6-9/8/04. We will operate from 1200-2000 @ Wisma Atrium. The products are all priced at a very reasonable rate. Don't hesitate. Seeing is believing.Looking forward to seeing you guys there.

Thanx a million!
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Just got off the phone with Sandy.

Is July a month of disaster for relationships? So far, I have seen 7 relationships gone stale or facing problems. Sandy's case is no different. Her boyfriend is mad over some trivial issue regarding her character. I have known Sandy for years, 8 years and 4 months to be exact and we are very close friends. She is a very outgoing and friendly girl with an open mind. Obviously, she have a lot of male friends and Sandy treats her friends very warmly due to her outgoing and open-minded nature.

At one point in our Secondary school, I was rumored to be attached to her because I am always with her. And YES, I admit that I like her at that time. She is the kind of girl who expresses her feelings very openly. She greets her close friends with either a hug or a kiss sometimes. This led to people calling her names. People who do not know or understand her called her a slut, bitch and even prostitute. Instead of being upset over these comments, she remained as who she is and continue with her life.

People misinterpreted her because in our society finds it hard to accept liberality at that time. But where I am from, this is part and parcel of daily life. I greet my close friends with hugs and kisses too. Just innocent hugs and kisses with no extra meaning. In that era that we were in, it is normal for guy to be liberal, but girls, who are liberal are labeled as sluts and bitches. That is very unfair. Why can't a girl be liberal when a guy could be?

My guess is that her boyfriend could be jealous that his girlfriend hugs and kisses male friends. But keep in mind, these are her close friends and relatives, not any Tom, Dick or Harry. She don't only do that to guys, but also girls, cousins, nephews and nieces. He has been in relationship with her for 5 months now, don't tell me that he realise this now? From what Sandy told me for the past 3 months, he has been very irresponsible in the relationship, but she endured all his mistakes because she truly love him. When you are in love, you need to accept each other's flaws and adjust yourself to his/her kind of life.

I couldn't give her much advice because I myself is also facing problems. I just told her that she should have a good talk with him, find out what are the problems that he is facing. Relationships could be a heavy burden if the relationship is forced to continue despite both parties having major problems in the relationship. On the other hand, if both parties could sort out their differences and salvage the relationship, they will grow closer in the process.

What is meant to be will be. There is no point continuing if you see that the relationship has no chance of salvaging. Breaking up instead could bring to both parties relief and more joy.

I hope that all the couples out in the world can sit down and talk things through whenever they have problems or arguments. Breaking up is an option, BUT it is the last one. Don't make the wrong decision and regret your decision all your life. The girl/guy might be the person who you loved the most in your life. I have made this mistakes, so I hope you guys/gurls won't repeat the same mistake.

Pondering over my own problem. Sara did mentioned yesterday, a suggestion that we treat these 3 years as a period, where we seriously think over our relationship. Is there a point to? Is she trying to tell me something else? I don't wish to over-react, but I can't help thinking. Is this the end? I seriously don't hope so. If the end is near, I am very confident that I will not be the one who brings it to its end.

Although it is sad to hear such words coming from Sara, I understand her worries and I believed that she has sufficient reasons to think that way. I admit that I wasn't the best of boyfriends, there are guys out there who can treat her better than me. She has given up so much in this 7 years, 5 months and 21 days relationship, yet I brought to her so much insecurities.

Anyway, Sara will be leaving Singapore on the evening of 2nd of August for UK. Some friends asked me whether I am spending the remaining days with her. My answer will be "Of course. Unless she don't want me to.". I want her to leave with happy memories and no worries even though the relationship is drawing to a close.

Tonight's blog entry is one of the longest I have written in this blog. A lot of feelings and memories came back to me when I am alone. All the happy moments, sad moments and unforgettable moments...
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THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN ALL I COULD DO WAS ASK
WHAT WENT WRONG
THERE WAS A TIME,
WHEN ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS TO KNOW
WHY DO I HAVE TO LET YOU GO
THERE WAS A TIME,
WHEN I CRIED
BLAMING MYSELF FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE
THEN CAME A FRIEND
WHO TOLD ME,
YOU DIDN’T FEEL THE SAME WAY
STILL I DID MY BEST TO UNDERSTAND YOU
I WAITED,
I MADE MYSELF STAY
BUT YOU NEVER DID NOTICE
THAT I’M HERE AGAIN,
READY TO STAY FOR REAL
I BEGAN TO LOOK BACK
THINKING ABOUT THE THINGS WE USED TO DO,
MOMENTS WE USED TO SHARE
THAT’S WHEN I STARTED TO SEARCH FOR LOVE
A LOVE I THOUGHT YOU HAVE FOR ME
A FEELING I THOUGHT WE BOTH SHARED
SAD TO SAY I FOUND NO LOVE
BUT INSTEAD BITTERNESS AND DEPRESSION ABOUND
PAINS AND REGRETS RULED OVER ME
THAT’S WHEN I STARTED TO DOUBT
ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE FOR ME
IF IT’S TRUE THAT YOU REALLY LOVE ME
AND THEN IT HIT ME, YOU NEVER DID
YOU JUST PLAYED ALONG
NOW HERE I AM
THINKING AGAIN,
ABOUT WHAT CAME OVER ME
WHAT MADE ME WAIT,
WHAT MADE ME HOPE,
WHAT MADE ME BELIEVE YOU LOVE ME
ALL THE THINGS I HAVE FOR YOU
I NOW LET GO,
FOR WHAT’S THE USE OF HOLDING ONTO
A LOVE THAT NEVER WAS..
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Someone posted this in Friendster. Find it very meaningful.

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TO LET GO OF SOMEONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO
STOP LOVING, IT ONLY MEANS THAT YOU ALLOW THE
PERSON TO FIND HIS/HER OWN HAPPINESS WITHOUT
EXPECTING HIM/HER TO COME BACK.

SHE/HE CAN ALL SURVIVE WITH JUST BEAUTIFUL
MEMORIES OF THE PAST BUT REAL PEACE AND
HAPPINESS COME ONLY WITH OPEN ACCEPTANCE OF WHAT
REALITY IS TODAY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET SOMEONE YOU LOVE. what
you need to learn is how to accept the vardict
of reality without being bitter or sorry for
yourself.

believe me, you would be better off giving that
dedication and love to someone more deserving.
DON'T LET YOUR HEART RUN YOUR LIFE, BE SENSIBLE
AND LET YOUR MIND SPEAK FOR ITSELF. listen not
only to your feeling but to reason as well.

always remember that if you lose someone today,
it means that someting better is coming
tomorrow. if you lose love today that doesn't
mean that you failed in love.

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Video for today. No offence meant.

Asian Idiots
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Jokes...

Apple , Papaya and Durian

3 man , John, Peter and Larry were caught by a group of primitives while travelling in the jungle...

The leader of the primitives asked them to go look for a fruit each and the 3 of them were escorted away..

John came back 1st with a apple, Leader : "Stuff that apple up his A**" which the primitives promptly did and john was left screaming n shouting in pain...

Next Peter came back with a papaya and the leader said the same thing...but strangely peter was laughing like crazy as the papaya was stuff up his A**...

John was so curious tat he ignored his pain and asked Peter :" dont u feel pain?? how can u still be laughing??"

Peter replied : " Becos Larry is coming back with a DURIAN "
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Woman are complex creatures

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...

...WOMEN!
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At last, the damn tag-board.com is up. So is my tag board. Sorry for the trouble.
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Some idiots are harassing Kim Wakerman's blog.

Do you guys know who she is? For those who do not know who she is, she is the cute girl, Kim, on Kids Central. The one whom people says that she is pretty.


The girl on the extreme right is Kim.

What stupid morons can they be? Blogging a post is a person's private one business. But some people not went in to intrude her privacy and also cursed and sweared at her. It's really really hurting.
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The Claim: To Heal a Cut, Keep It Dry and Leave It Alone

THE FACTS - Most people are taught by their parents how to treat a small wound: stop the bleeding, clean it up, let it get some air, and - most important - never pick the scab.

But dermatologists believe that this advice, often passed down through generations, is outdated.

In most cases, once a cut or scrape is clean and the bleeding has stopped, doctors advise just the opposite: soaking and slowly removing the scab, then keeping the area moist with antibacterial ointment or bacitracin.

Research has shown that a moist environment will speed up healing and reduce scarring.

"Any cut that goes through the entire thickness of the skin is going to produce a scar, but there are things you can do to make it look better," said Dr. Olivia Hutchinson, a plastic surgeon in Manhattan.

Never leave a small wound exposed or allow it to breathe.

A Band-Aid can ward off infection and prevent a scab from forming.

It might also protect the area from sunlight, which stimulates the production of pigment and causes discoloration.

Most stores now carry new "liquid" bandages, gel-like versions of traditional Band-Aids that discourage scabbing.

The liquid forms a transparent film that seals in moisture. As the skin replaces itself, the gel simply sloughs off - leaving any hair behind.

THE BOTTOM LINE - Keeping a wound moist and covered promotes healing and minimizes scarring.
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Tag-board.com is screwing up my blog... Something's wrong with tag-board.com today. Should have taken Eld's advice in changing my tag-board to shoutbox...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Quiz Me
Typiguy spins tunes as
DJ Groovy Slug

Get your dj name @ Quiz Me

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Spoke to Guojiu this afternoon. Found that from him that Zi Xian and him went to the various universities yesterday to try applying for an entry into the local universities. They went to Beach Road to get their NS stuff today. Guojiu said that there is a lot of things to be bought.

He also told me that he is facing some problems in his relationship with Linsay and he might be rejoining the Bachelor's Club once again. It's kind of sad to hear that he is facing problems. In my viewpoint, I could say that Guojiu although is considered to be a guy who looks at girls a lot, he is very faithful and considerate towards his girlfriend in the other hand. I don't really think that the problems lies with Guojiu, it should be Linsay instead.

From my first impression of her, I find that she is a very vuglar and hard-to-pleased kind of girl. A girl who commands lots of attention from her boyfriend. Maybe I could be wrong, but this is my earnest opinion.

Well, enough of unfortunate news, let's divert our attention to the happy news for today. Today's Gerald's birthday. A very happy birthday to the guy. He actually called me today to invite me out for a gathering with the church guys. I declined his offer and told him that I will meet them at some other days. Judging from my present mood and situation, I will be more of a wet-blanket than liven up the gathering.

Is the Hungry Ghost festival coming? The temple nearby is setting up all the props and make a din of a noise. Not too be rude, but the noise that they made is a little out of hand. They still go on even after 10pm, which is a nuisance. Hope that it will soon pass.

Another day has passed. What have I achieved? I doubt anything. Life is getting meaningless each passing day. I need to pull up my socks and get on with life soon. I have set a deadline for myself. The deadline will be the 4th of August. By then, I must be as lively as I used to be. For the time being, I am still avoiding contact with people and not going on MSN. Take this period as some time off.
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Something interesting that I just saw.

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Some lame jokes for today.

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Who's The Boss

Sometime back, Mahathir went on holiday and Anwar was left in charge. Since Mahathir was not around Anwar decided to throw some weight around to show that he is the BOSS now. The day before Mahathir left, he went on an expensive shopping spree. At Lot 10, he spotted a very expensive branded T-shirt with a distinctive word across the chest - Hugo BOSS. He bought it and wore to office the very next day, revealing the word BOSS to everyone.

Suay Suay (unfortunately), Mahathir delayed his flight because of his wife's headache and decided to go back to office to do some work. When he stepped into his office, he caught Anwar by surprise. Anwar then was sitting with his cross-legs up the table, arms behind his head, unbutton coat with the word BOSS right across his chest.

Upon seeing Mahathir he quickly try to cover up with his coat. Mahathir realizing what was happening, he said: "It's OK, it's OK Anwar, I'm on leave you can carry on." Of course Mahathir was furious and went also to LOT 10 to look for something to teach his deputy a lesson. He thought of an idea and bought a branded T-shirt too, to counter Anwar's by wearing it to office that very afternoon without a coat.

Guess what's the brand? (before you scroll down for an answer)










BOSSINI (Translated from Malay:"BOSS SINI" Here's the Boss)

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The guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless clean; as with the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, fresh newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Father: "Son, what happened yesterday?"

Son: "Oh, the usual. You came home after 3 am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave mom a black eye."

Father: "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and the food is on the table?"

Son: "Oh that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said "B*tch! Leave me alone, I am married!"

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A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,not me."

The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Are U Innocent?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.

She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...But Johnny was taking charge.

Johnny: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Johnny: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.I get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Johnny: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Johnny: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Johnny: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

Johnny: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.

Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.

Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !

Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !

Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.

The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")

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The Best Salesman Ever!

A young guy moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the young man said.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?
The kid says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $ 101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"
The kid says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up, you might as well go fishing."

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Monday, July 26, 2004

Sid and Al are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.
"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever heard of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea."
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Why Singapore have a low birth rate?

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TalkingCock quizzes Singaporeans on why they're not having sex or children:


1. Gahmen told me last time to stop at 2, so I thought better be kiasu and stop at zero.

2. Sex is cheaper overseas, like in Batam or Hat Yai, so I thought I'd have sex there instead.

3. I'm too scared that I'll accidentally call out my maid's name during sex.

4. I am having sex. It's just that it's all oral at the moment.

5. Romancing Singapore campaign is too subtle. We need a Let's Shag, Singapore! Campaign.

6. If I have kids, that means I'll have to start watching weird shit on TV like Teletubbies or Barney, and I'd rather die.

7. I do'wan to mess up my hair. Do you know how much hairdressing costs nowadays?

8. If I have chewren, wait they take all my Hello Kitty dolls, then how?

9. I can't do it with my parents in the next room, I don't have a car, and I can't afford hotel rooms.

10. Are you kidding? I do'wan to have the same kind of fucked-up children like my parents did.

11. During NS, my sergeant told me to fuck off, so being the obedient type, I'm now completely off fucking.

12. If Ministers want us to have kids, give us some of their salary and maybe I can afford it.

13. Wah lau, I everyday kena screw at work, you want me to go home and screw some more?

14. Which sadist would bring a child into this world to go through our education system?

15. Too scared. During horror movies, the ones who always kena killed first by the psycho serial killer are the ones having sex.

16. During sexuality education in school, they kept teaching us to abstain from sex. I guess I'm just a very good student.

17. I'm just too shacked out from masturbating to Internet porn.

18. How do you know Singaporeans aren't having enough sex? It's just being exported. Singapore women only want to have sex with foreigners so they can cabut the country, while Singapore men are having sex in foreign countries like China, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, etc.

19. I won't believe the Gahmen seriously wants me to have sex until MediaCorp starts producing porn. (Note: please, not starring Moses Lim or Lydia Sum.)

20. Every time I have sex, I recall that the Gahmen wants me to have sex, and frankly, thinking of the Gahmen when having sex totally kills my mood.
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Sunday, July 25, 2004

Took a morning walk with Sara at Surin Park in the morning. It's been some years that I haven't went to Surin Park. It is the park which is in front of my Primary school, Charlton Primary School. I used to play and linger there after school everyday when I was in Priamry school. This park brings back a lot of memories. The surroundings around Surin Park also have changed very much through the years.

The Paya Lebar Swimming Complex no longer existed. It has been changed to The Singapore Triathlon Association. I used to spend my time very often at the swimming complex, at least 4 days a week for my training. But since the closure, I have moved to The Chinese Swimming Club.

As for my Primary School, it has changed into a India International Exchange School. The garden have been replaced by a fitness area. Block B is no longer in use, it looks very tattered and abandoned. Everything has changed all these years. It seems to be from good to bad in my opinion.

The park also changed a lot. All the sand has been replaced by mats at the playground and fitness corner. There is also an additional skate-boarding corner. Who the hell uses it? The full 4 hours we were there, we saw no one using the corner even though it is a Sunday morning. Why have they destroyed the park for these useless changes? I can still remember the beauty of the park 10 years ago. It was so refreshing to step into the park in the morning. But now? It is so dead. No children's laughter, no bird chirping away. The park has changed into a place where everyone has beautiful memories of it.

All these make me realised that no place is safe from changes if society progresses. All these beautiful memories that we have are a thing of the past. The school, park and swimming complex all suffered the same fate. All are being phased out due to changes.

Anyway, we sat at the park for 4 hours, talking and looking at the changes, which were done at the area. We walked to Hougang South Market for our breakfast next. The place was very crowded as there was a Pasar Malam there and today is a Sunday. We had a long talk while eating breakfast. In the mids of the conversation, both of us are trying ways to make each other feel better about the years we will going to be apart, but while the intention is there, we sort of had some miscommunication, which led to some differences in opinion. I very much wanted to tall her not to go, but I felt that it is too selfish of me to ask her to give up such a chance.

After breakfast, I see her back home. At her void deck, I said sorry to her and it was wrong of me to act the way I was at the market. She said that she understand what I am going through now. She asked me once more about the idea of her furthering her studies. She wanted to know if I am really OK with her being away for 3 years. She said that she won't be upset and will stay if I tell her that I want her to stay. Deep in me, I am struggling with myself. If I were in her shoes, I will very much not give up this chance for anything. I told her that although it is hard for me to see her go, it will be a pity that she did not go and I very much wanted her to go. She told me that a lot of things will change if she were to go. We will face a lot of problems in relationship, time difference and studies pressure. I just told her that I will stand by her regardless of what changes cause I have faith in both of us.

On my way back, I know that this is the happiest thing I can give to her at the moment. All I hope that all the changes she mentioned will not come true and everything will not changed like the park, school and swimming complex. You could say that I am a bore and stubborn guy, but I really dislike changes especially after I have so much good memories of all the things in the past.
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Saturday, July 24, 2004

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How Love-Smart are you?
Young Einstein!
When it comes to love you know your stuff. It's obvious that you understand how the opposite sex think, what they like and how you can make them happy. Hey why don't you rewrite the book of love!

How Love-Smart are you? Find out at DatingTips.ws
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Your Love Style Is...
Caring!
You seem to have it all worked out. You are emotional strong, warm and know how to love. More importantly you think with both your head and your heart allowing you to handle all romantic situations calmly. How did you get this smart!!

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Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 100%
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Friday, July 23, 2004

You know, LOVE is just like waiting for a bus. When the bus comes, you look at it and you say to yourself, "Eeee, so full... cannot sit down".

"I'll wait for the next one". So you let the bus go and waited for the second bus. Then the second bus came, you looked at it you say, "Eeee, this bus is so old... so shabby!"

So you let the bus go and again, decided to wait for the next bus. After a while another bus came, it's not crowded, not old but you said, "Eeee, not air-conditioned... better wait for the next one".

So again you let the bus go and decided to wait for the next bus.

Then the sky started to get dark as it is getting late. You panicked and jumped immediately inside the next bus. It is not until much later that you found out
that you had boarded the wrong bus!

So you wasted your time and money waiting for what you want! Even if an air-conditioned bus comes, you can't ensure that the air-conditioned bus won't break down or whether or not the airconditioner will be too cold for you.

Wanting to get what you want is not wrong. But it wouldn't hurt to give other person a chance, right?

If you find that the "bus" doesn't suit you just press the red button and get off the bus (as simple as that)!

Hey who said life is fair? The best thing to do is be observant and open
while you scrutinize the bus. If it doesn't suit you, get off. But you must
always have an extra something which you could use for the next bus that comes.

But wait. I'm sure you have this experience before. You saw a bus coming(the bus you want, of course) you flagged it but the driver acted as if he did not see you and zoomed pass you! It just wasn't meant for you!

The bottom line is, being loved is like waiting for a bus you want.

Getting on the bus and appreciating the bus by giving it a want. Getting on the bus and appreciating the bus by giving it a chance depends totally on you. If you haven't made any choice, WALK!

Walking is like being out of love.
The good side of it is, you can still choose any bus you want.

The rest who couldn't afford another ride would just have to be content with the bus they rode on, ugly or not.

One more thing. Sometimes its better to choose a bus you are already familiar with rather than gamble with a bus that is unfamiliar to you.

But then again, life wouldn't be complete without the risks involved.

AND THERE IS ONE BUS THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT - THE BUS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR. IT WILL JUST STOP ON ITS OWN AND WILL ASK YOU TO COME INSIDE AND TAKE A FREE RIDE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back....
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Backstreet Boys - I Promise You


It's in the silences,
the words you never say
I see it in your eyes,
it always starts the same way
It seems like everyone we know,
is breaking up
Does anybody ever stay in love, anymore?

I promise you,
from the bottom of my heart
I will love you till death do us part
I promise you as a lover and a friend
I will love you like I never love again
With everything I am

Ooh I see you look at me,
when you think I'm not aware
You're searching for clues,
of just how deep my feelings are.
How do you prove the sky is blue, the oceans wide?
All I know is what I feel,
when I look into your eyes

I promise you,
from the bottom of my heart
I will love you till death do us part
I promise you as a lover and a friend
I will love you like I never love again
With everything I am

Oh there are no guarantees
That's what you always say to me
But late at night I feel the tremble in your touch
Oh what I'm trying to say to you,
I never said to anyone I Promise

I promise you,
from the bottom of my heart
I will love you till death do us part
(I do my darling I promise you)
I promise you as a lover and a friend
I will love you like I never love again

With everything I am I promise you,
from the bottom of my heart
I will love you till death do us part
(I love you I love you I love you I love you)
I promise you as a lover and a friend
I will love you like I never love again
With everything I am

You're everything I am oh yeah
With everything I am
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Writing this while talking to Zi Xian.

I really feel that my life is in a total mess. Everything, which was planned in the past, did not work out. My life route and my future plans went down the drain when I came to Polytechnic. I really suspect of that is the wrong turn in my life. If I have choosen ACJC instead that time, like my mum had advised. Maybe then, I might turn out different and more successful. I will not have as much worries and problems as now.

It's great to talk to Zi Xian. At least, he is here to listen to my complains and feelings. The longer I face these 4 walls doing nothing, the more my thoughts will go wild... I really need to get out of this place and go out for a walk.

I hope that I could pick myself up soon. I am beginning to be a burden to my friends and family. But everytime, I feel that I can start afresh, I will end up in the old state again.

I hope that Zi Xian will sort out his problem and have a nice end to it. I don't wish that my friends life turn out to be like mine.

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Thursday, July 22, 2004

Plus One - Here In My Heart


Wherever you are tonight girl
I'll see you in my dreams
Wherever I go tomorrow
You'll be here next to me

And though we are a world apart
I know you'll never be that far... oh oh

Cause here in my heart
There's a picture of us
Together forever unfaded and unbroken
Wherever you are
Your love covers me
Forever more you'll be here in my heart

Whenever I miss, miss you so much
It's more than I can bear
Now I won't cry, I'll just close my eyes
And know you'll be there
Your kiss and your touch, I'll never forget
Cause you're as close as my very next breath

Cause here in my heart
There's a picture of us
Together forever unfaded and unbroken
Wherever you are
Your love covers me
Forever more you'll be here in my heart

And though we are a world apart
I know you'll never be that far… oh oh

Cause here in my heart
There's a picture of us
Together forever unfaded and unbroken
Wherever you are
Your love covers me
Forever more you'll be here in my heart

My heart
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Am I a loser?

I really felt like a loser today. The loser I am pointing to is the "Failure In Life" kind. I seems to achieve nothing in my life so far. I have no ambition, no motive and no driving force.

Take my studies as an example. I actually did well in my Primary and Secondary school years. Do you know why? I have my mum to thank for that. She constantly pushed me, barked at me to concentrate on my studies, asked me to do my work, call in lots of tuition teachers to help me in my weak subjects. But when I got to Polytechnic, she couldn't do anything. Polytechnic education is out of her league. She don't know what my work is about, how to help me to solve my problems, what to study. She can't do much to push me through my Polytechnic years. I ended up studying much longer than others. I do not the motivation to push myself. All I think was having fun.

People mocked me, make fun of me for taking longer than others to complete my Polytechnic studies. I don't blame or hate them, it is all because of my own doings. I have been a disappointment to my parents, relatives and even close friends. No one expected a guy when scored 257 for PSLE, 11 for O'Levels to be like this.

Going through these few hard days made me think and evaluate myself. Why did I become in this state? Was it because of BGR as everyone had said? Was it really my own lack of discipline instead? I guess so.

As for relationships, I don't seem to have the luck like my peers. Almost everyone around me are attached or even married, some of them. They truly loved each other and their relationships lasted. As for me myself? I have failed in 3 relationships and the present is giving me jitters. Why have I been such a failure in life? Was it because of my own indecisiveness, inferior nature? All the girls in the past relationships and the present one are very good in their studies, nice-looking and have plenty of suitors. I am neither of good looks nor good in my studies. This triggered of the inferiority in myself. Well, that's the way the world goes. The capable are paired together, the useless are dumped aside onlooking.

My temper and character don't go down well with people. Some people call me Ba*tard, some called me Fu*ker, others Moron. Where did I go wrong? I really need someone to change me for the better. A pity that the person who can will soon be not around to do so. Do I rely on others a lot? I am getting a feeling that I do.

Friends... I don't have much friends. Most friends I made through my life are like..... "Friends". When we graduated, we would not be in any contact with each other. This is mostly the case for all my Primary, Secondary and even my Polytechnic friends. Most the friends I am with right now are what we call "Surface Friends". They will be friends with me, but in time of need, most of them are unreliable. But there are some whom are true friends.

Having gone through these slow and painful weeks, only a few of my friends called and expressed concern. I discovered who are my true friends and who are not. People like Gary, Alain, Val, Cher, Guojiu, Zixian and a few more are the few who actually called and ask if I am OK, if I need someone to talk to. Some kind souls whom I do not know personally, actually bothered to send me emails consoling me. I really treasure these friends and thank them for the concern expressed. But how many of this kind of friends will come across my life again? I doubt many. Some people can get friends easily, but there are some like me, whom people despises.

Well, long-winded, isn't it? If you are likely to hate or dislike my blog entries, I can tell you that you won't like the person behind it, which is me.
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When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person.

This is how love works.
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Perils of Dating


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AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.
Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.

MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised.
Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!

HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Added in a polling booth. I will try to change the poll from time to time.

This week topic will be "In Which Default Resolution You Wish To View This Website At?". Hope that everyone will vote, so that I can set the default resolution to the majority's preference.
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Well, today is the last day of the whole "Search For Vivien" issue. After today, I should try not to bring Vivien up again if possible. Although I feel sad to lose contact with her and not knowing how she is now, I got to get on with my life and not live in the past.
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Posted On 07/07/2004 10.22PM

Finally, I have plucked up the courage to do what I have been wanting to do for years. I have placed an ad on 2 of the local magazines looking for Vivien Koh J.H. I have also sent emails and snail mails to friends of hers, trying to get into contact with her.

It's the 4th time in 9 days that I have dreamt about her. Why am I dreaming of her so frequently this days? The last time I had dreams about her was years ago when she left. This is a sign for things yet to happen and to come. Could she be back in Singapore?

We have parted ways for so many years due to that accident which scarred both of our lives. How I wish that that the person who got hurt in that accident was me, not her. I regreted what have happened in that accident, but I have never changed my feelings towards her at all. Why did she have to leave me for England after her operation, knowing that I don't mind anything about her? There are too many questions in my head needed to be answered.

I have to seek out the answers after trying to forget how she hurt me after so many years. Regardless of the consequences, I still have to do this. She's been weighing on my mind for years and since this omen appeared to me, this signifies something between the both of us. I have been trying to escape and hide my true feeling for too long.

I just hope that my parents and Sara will understand how I am feeling now and forgive me for trying to find Vivien. She is still one of the most important people in my life and this time, I must really face whatever fate throws at me instead of just hiding away.

If you are Vivien's friends or relatives of Vivien reading all this, I pleaded you to contact me by email or phone and let me have a chance to speak to her. I have too many questions needing to be answered and I still have not forgot about her. All I need is a chance.
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Some jokes that my aunt sent me today.

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Condom says to Kotex,
"When you work, I lose seven days of business."

Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months

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A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"

The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"

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A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"

so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

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Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"

Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

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A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.

Finally, name of the baby was SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")

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A lady visited her doctor one morning.

Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?

Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....

When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)

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I've read this one a few times and even wondered if it was real... But it doesn't really matter...Thought it was a nice story about humanity.

My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?

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At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended.

After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question. "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"

The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe, that when a child like Shay comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child."

Then he told the following story: Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?"

Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging. Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play.

The boy looked around for guidance and, getting none, he took matters into his own hands and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the outfield.

Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher took the ball and turned and threw the ball on a high arc to right field, far beyond the reach of the first baseman.

Everyone started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!"

Never in his life had Shay ever made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"

By the time Shay rounded first base, the right fielder had the ball.

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran toward second base as the runners ahead of him deliriously circled the bases toward home.

Shay reached second base, the opposing shortstop ran to him, turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third!"

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams were screaming, "Shay, run home!"

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.

"That day," said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, "the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world."

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AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing.

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:
Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up that opportunity, and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Dedicated to the mothers


When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons You thanked her by
coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to
Gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked her
by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she told you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

Those Teenage Years
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

Growing Old and Gray
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus,
carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be
embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the
future. You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and
told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50, she felt ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder.

SHE IS YOUR HEART.
LOVE HER MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOURSELF.
LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT HER...
Maybe you're like me and you didn't tell your mom enough that you love her and you're thankful for everything she's done for you.
Well, go do it now. She deserves it!
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Things We Have Learned From Movies



Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
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Monday, July 19, 2004

Sara just called... I did not pick up the phone. I really don't know what to say. I am very confused right now. Very depressed and rejected.

I know I shouldn't be like that. I ought to be happy for her, but for some reasons, I am unable to find happiness in this. I can only find sorrow and dismal.
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Interesting joke.

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A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the busdriver. As they're driving along,
he sings, "If my daddy was a bull and my mommy was a cow, then I'd be a little bull."

Annoyed, the busdriver tells the little boy to sit down, but the little boy continues, "If my daddy was a stag and my mommy was a deer, I'd be a little stag."

The busdriver, tells the boy to shut up, but the little boy keeps singing, "If my daddy..." The busdriver suddently turns around and asks, "What if your daddy was gay and your mommy was a hooker?" The little boy then begins singing,

"If my daddy was gay and my mommy was a hooker, then.....









I'd be a busdriver."

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I shouldn't have went to meet Sara. Now, a part of me will be missing and I am a incomplete person like before. But I felt much more relieved than the past week when I learnt of her Harvard application. Maybe this is better for the both of us? We will never know...

I went over to Hougang Green at around 2pm after taking my lunch. All the while I am there, I felt very uneasy and unsecured. I am very anxious to listen to her decision, but on the other hand, I am afraid that it might be something that I won't want to hear.

Waited for around 30 minutes before Sara arrived. She arrived over an envelope in her hands. At that moment, I regretted going. Sara walked over to the table with a dejected look. I just briefly kissed her and told her, "Whatever decision you made, I know that you have struggled for very long. I will respect the decision you make." She smiled and from that moment, I knew her decision. I did not ask her to tell me, instead I told her that I understand why she made that decision and it is the best.

Deep in my heart, I sort of knew it earlier that she will choose to further her studies. She cried for some time and keep on apologizing. Instead of making things worse than it is as we are in a public area, I avoided the issue. I just keep on repeating that I respect her decision and she should not feel sad or sorry about it. In my heart, I felt like crying, but it hurts to see her cry like that and I would want her to go without any worries.

The day for both of us became very bleak. We still went for our normal park stroll at Punggol Park. But both of us kept very quiet the whole time. Maybe the two of us need more time to let the fact sink in into our mind. I just see her home after a while in the park. The whole time I was with her, I did not shed a tear nor express any disappointment. I really don't blame her choosing studies over me because both of us are still young and this kind of chances don't come often.

On my way home, I couldn't help it, but cried. A lot of things went over my mind and I thought of the happy times we had together. I will definitely need lots of time to accept the fact that Sara will not be around when I need her in the future. Something that I could say is that I am happy that she have made a choice and she will be happy in the future. Whatever the future holds for both of us, we still do not know. I don't know how to express my feelings now, but all I know is that a part of me will be missing soon.
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