An advance "Happy New Year" to everyone!!!

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||10:10 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

The Gaia Theory

The Gaia theory basically states that the Earth is a living organism, in the same way that we or any other living creature are organisms. As we can become sick or hurt, so can the Earth Herself. Our bodies have mechanisms for healing. It stands to reason, therefore, that the Earth would also have mechanisms for healing wounds. What are these mechanisms? Well, how about earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, volcanos, forest fires... The list goes on and on. Volcanos can be compared to human fevers and vomitting. Earthquakes to convulsions. These are ways for the Earth to purge herself of poisons and illness.

Unfortunately, we are often the cause of this illness. We are causing extensive damage to our planet which must be repaired. The more extreme the damage, the more extreme (or violent) the healing force required to undo it. It seems that there are more and more natural disasters every year - El Nino may even have something to do with this. Humans casualties are often a side-effect of these disasters. I don't believe that it is intended for humans to die or suffer. The Earth is our mother after all. But it happens, and the healing of the Earth is really of greater importance than us somewhat insignificant humans. Without the Earth, NONE of us will be here.

The problem is that at some point, we may cause such extensive damage to the Earth that it may take an apocalyptic event to correct it. Think about it - if the Earth returned to a state of complete molten lava, it WOULD be restored. Trash, petroleum contaminents, plastics, and even nuclear waste would be consummed, and the planet returned to its original state to start over. Of course, there would be no human life left at that point. Evolution would have to begin again from scratch.

I sincerely hope that something so catastrophic will never happen or be necessary. That is why it is so important for us to take care of our Mother. She needs our help, and it is to all of our benefit that we give it. We all need to work together to preserve the Earth. Our lives depend on it.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||4:11 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Interesting Flash Clip Of The Day

Click Here To View The Flash Clip

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||7:25 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

A Poem For Today

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Out-did the sparkling leaves in glee;
A poet could not be but gay,
In such a jocund company!
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||7:51 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure...

But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost. What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go! You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if their happiness means that you're not part of it. Everything happens for the best.

If the person you love doesn't love you back, don't be afraid to love someone else again, for you'll never know unless you give it a try. You'll never love a person you love unless you risk for love. Love strives in hurting. If you don't get hurt, you don't learn how to love. Love doesn't hurt all the time. Though the hurting is still there to test you, to help you grow. Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall. You just fall. You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages.

Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single caress. It is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing. The
greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go.

We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves. On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get beckon the horse. But don't ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw you the first time.

To love is to risk rejection, to live is to risk dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is risk nothing! To reach for another is to risk involvement, to expose your feelings is to expose true self, to love is to risk not to be loved in return. How to define love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It can either stab the heart or carve beautiful images into the soul that always last for a lifetime. Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end. Loving people means giving them the freedom who they choose to be and where they choose to be. For all the heartaches and the tears, for gloomy days and fruitless years, you should give thanks, for you know, that there were the things that helped you grow.

Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way, whether it leads towards you or away from you. Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken no matter how scary or painful, for only then you'll experience the fullness of humanity and that is love. Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart. Only love can make you cry and only love knows why. If you're not ready to cry, if you're not ready to take the risk, if you're not ready to feel the pain, then you're not ready to fall in love. There was a time in our lives when we became afraid to fall in love 'coz every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured that's why it's called falling in love.

Do you agree?

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||11:10 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!!

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||12:00 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Some Interesting Answering Machine Messages

1. The President is not in his/her office at this time. Please leave your number, the name of the country you wish to invade and the secret password.

2. Thanks for calling the psychic hotline. I'm not in my office right now, but please leave your number and what you think of when you hear the following: orange, mother, unicorn. Also, leave me a brief history of your childhood. Thank you.

3. Hi, this is [your name]'s refrigerator. The answering machine eloped with the tape deck so this is my job for a while. Leave a message and I'll stick it to myself so that [your name] receives it promptly.

4. This is you know who, I'm you know where, leave your you know what, you know when.

5. Hi. Now you say something.

6. This is not the pizza place, so please do not leave an order or Luigi will come after you again.

7. [Your name]'s palace of pleasure. If you are a woman, leave your phone number and a brief description of yourself. If you are a man, hang up the phone and don't call back.

8. Hello...... yes?.... oh hi there, wassup?.....................uh huh.......... i see........but i'm not in now... so u should repeat yourself after the beep........

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||7:40 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Once again! Christine has once again cancel our meeting at the very last minute.

Intially, we arranged to meet on Monday, 20th of December. On Monday, she messaged me that she couldn't meet me because something urgent came up. So we ended up chnaging the appointment to Wednesday, 22th of December. Come Tuesday, she once again changed the appointment to Thursday, which is today because of some reasons that will be holding her up for the whole day.

So came today... I did not recieved any calls or messages from Christine the whole morning. So I presummed that the appointment will proceed smoothly as planned. I decided to wait until lunch time before committing myself to the appointment, just in case, she calls last minute again.

At 1pm, there was no calls and messages from her. So I happily handed in my half-day leave. It was apporoved right on the spot in 20 minutes. So at 1.20pm, I prepared myself for the appointment.

Here came the unexpected part... At 2pm, an SMS was sent to me. I had a bad felling that it was from Christine and it is about the meeting. When I opened the message, it was what I had feared. Christine is ONCE again cancelling the already-much-delayed meeting. I was very disappointed... She is always the one who suggested meeting me, and end up cancelling them at the last minute. She tried to arranged another meeting on the next Wednesday, 29th of ecember. In my anger, I told her to arrange the meeting on the day itself as she was always the one who cancels them at the very last minute.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||4:41 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

A Joke For Today

I owe my mother a lot because...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shop with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a cyclone went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you keep watching the tv, you'll get square eyes."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your jumper on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my HERITAGE.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:32 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Some Edited Christmas Songs...

---------------------------------------------------------------------

The elves are dressed in leather
And the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)

The sugar plums are rancid
And the stockings are in flames
(Christmas with the Devil)

There's a demon in my belly
And a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name

The rats ate all the presents
And the reindeer ran away
(Christmas with the Devil)

There'll be no Father Christmas
'Cause it's Evils holiday
(Christmas with the Devil)

No bells in Hell
No snow below-
Silent Night, Violent Night

So come all ye unfaithful
Don't be left out in the cold
You don't need no invitation, no...
Your ticket is your soul

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

---------------------------------------------------------------------

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||7:16 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Reconsidering Your Relationship...

Sometimes, even though you would hate to admit it, some friends should never become couples. While each relationship is different and almost all obstacles can be overcome, here are 5 situations in which you might want to consider just being friends.

#1 Your future goals are completely different.

Future goals play an important part in any relationship. If you are ambitious and your partner is not, then there may come a time when you realize that there is quite a gulf between you. The experiences of today, shape who you will become tomorrow. With the gulf in ambition, there could come a time when you just grow apart.

#2 You have different core beliefs.

Every couple needs to have some basic common points of agreement in order to succeed. These "agreements" could be as simple as you both know you want children, or that you both have similar moral values. While different points of view are often healthy for a relationship, some differences maybe a little too difficult to bridge. If you cannot find workable comprises to these differences, then it would probably be better to just be friends.

#3 Your relationship is purely sexual.

While sex is an essential and integral part of any relationship, a relationship built solely on sex is probably not going to go far. When "your place or mine" sums up the extent of your conversation then you really should consider just being friends... With a few benefits here and there.

#4 One of you is more committed than the other.

One of the hardest situations to deal with is when one partner is obviously more committed to the relationship than the other. It may be because one loves the other more, or it could be that one of you is just not ready to make a commitment yet. Such situations often cause resentment to build up, probably on both sides. If this is happening to you, consider cooling it for a while until you are both ready for the next step.

#5 You were more loving as friends.

A friend of mine once described the relationship between himself and his ex-wife as "great friends that should never have gotten married." That got me thinking and I realized that, with relationships come responsibilities and expectations that are not present between friends. If these added responsibilities and expectations are causing you to spend more time arguing and fighting than loving, then you might want to go back to what was successful for you... Just being friends.

Remember, deciding whether or not to stay in a relationship is not a decision to be taken lightly and every relationship is different. The chances are, if you are reading this article then you probably are having a few doubts about your relationship. When making your decision, make sure you are not just having a "bad relationship day" and make your decisions for the long term.

The above situations are just some guidelines to help you on your way.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||6:39 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Justin Timberlake - Senorita

Ladies and gentlemen
It's my pleasure to introduce to you
He's a friend of mine
Yes, yes I am
And he goes by the name...
Justin
Wowwww

All the way
from Memphis, Tennessee
And he's got somethin' special for y'all tonight
He's gonna sing a song for y'all
About this girl

Come in right here?

Yea, come on
On that sunny day didn't know I'd meet,
Such a beautiful girl walking down the street
Seen those bright brown eyes
With tears coming down (so he said to himself)
She deserves a crown
But where is it now
Mama listen

Senorita, I feel for you
You deal with things, that you don't have to
He doesn't love ya, I can tell by his charm
But you could feel this real love
If you just lay in my

Running fast in my mind
Girl won't you slow it down
If we carry on this way this thing might leave the ground
How would you like to fly?
That's how my queen should ride
But you still deserve a crown
Well hasn't it been found?
Mama listen..

Senorita, I feel for you (feel for you)
You deal with things, that you don't have to (no, no)
He doesn't love ya, I can tell by his charm
(he don't love ya baby)
But you could feel this real love (feel it)
If you just lay in my...

Ah, ah, arms...
(Won't you lay in my)
Ah, ah, arms...
(Mama lay in my)
Ah, ah, arms...
(Baby won't you lay in my)
Ah, ah, arms...

When I look into your eyes
I see something that money can't buy
And I know if you give us a try
I'll work hard for you girl
And no longer will you ever have to cry...

Senorita, I feel for you
You deal with things, that you don't have to
(Deal with things you don't have to)
He doesn't love ya, I can tell by his charm (no, no)
But you could feel this real love (feel it)
If you just lay in my...

Ah, ah, arms...
(Whoa)
Ah, ah, arms...
(My baby)
Ah, ah, arms...
(Oooh, yea)
Ah, ah, arms...

When I look into your eyes
I see something that money can't buy
And I know if you give us a try
I'll work hard for you girl
You won't ever cry

Now listen,
I wanna try some right now,
See they don't do this anymore.
I'ma sing something
And I want the guys to sing with me
They go:
"It feels like something's heating up, can I leave with you?"
And then the ladies go
"I don't know what I'm thinking bout, really leaving with you"
Guys sing!
It feels like something's heating up, can I leave with you?
And ladies..
I don't know what I'm thinking bout, really leaving with you
Feels good don't it? Come on
It feels like something's heating up, can I leave with you?
Yea, ladies
I don't know what I'm thinking bout, really leaving with you
Show the good to me

Sing it one more time
It feels like something's heating up, can I leave with you?
Ladies,
I don't know what I'm thinking bout, really leaving with you
Yea, yea..
It feels like something's heating up, can I leave with you?
Ladies,
I don't know what I'm thinking bout, really leaving with you

Gentlemen, good night, Ladies, good morning

That's it

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:03 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

If One Day...

If one day,
You feel like crying...
Call me.
I couldn't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.

If one day,
You want to run away,
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop,
But I will run with you.

If one day,
You don't want to listen to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you,
And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day,
You call,
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me,
Perhaps I need you.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||2:33 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Dear Girl,

I feel that the time has come for me to find you. I know you are out there somewhere. You may already know me, or I may already know you. But our world has not yet been crossed.

Don't worry, I'll find you, I promise. And when I do, I hope that you will love me because I'm me.

I hope you won't be embarassed when my clothes don't match, or be tired of me wearing the same set of jean and white polo shirt, or be annoyed when I want to watch Liverpool on ESPN, instead of The Bachelor.

I hope that you will remember I play soccer, not hockey, and I play forward, not defense,
and that every weekend I go to the LAN shop.

I pray that you'll love me despite my tendency to forget birthdays, and if I'm out with your friends, please write their names really small on my hand so I can use it as reference.

Please know that I will constantly act strong and in control, but inside I am actually lost and confused. (Just don't tell my friends)

Please don't worry if I hurt myself while playing. Instead, be there to mend my wounds with kisses.

Please forgive me if I blurt out words that may be blunt and insensitive. I'm also human, and I do make mistakes.

Remember that hurting you is the something I can't and never will do, because I'd be a fool if I did so. And only by making mistakes, can I learn from them and change for the better.

Don't ignore me when you are angry, because words may hurt, but silence is worst.

Being ignored by you is much worse than being grounded during weekends or getting extra guard duties.

Understand that loving each other means being together, but not all of the time.

We should never bail on our friends.

Also understand that I may at times act jealous and overly protective, but only because I have insecurities, not because of you are doing anything wrong.

And if we fall out of love with one another, please don't hate me.

And if I cry in front of you, please don't laugh at me.

Please know that I'm sensitive... In a manly, tough kind of way.

Please be honest with me without being hurtful. After all, I am a guy.

And I promise to always be honest with you, because you deserve honesty.

And I promise to open doors for you, buy your ticket when we go to the movies, help you find a dictionary if you need one and do my best to simplify the things you find complex.

And no, you aren't fat, so please don't constantly ask.

And you don't need makeup either. You are naturally beautiful.

Oh, and don't be upset if you cut your hair and I don't notice.

I will love you even in Levi's and a T-shirt.

If i could, I will sketch you and place it in front of my bed, so the first and the last person I see every day is you.

I hope you don't think I'm asking too much of you. I just want to be happy making you happy.

I'm coming to find you, so don't go anywhere.

Stay where you are, whoever you are. And by the way, my name's Benson.

Yours Always,
Benson

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||7:34 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Ronaldinho crowned king of the world

Barcelona's Brazilian playmaker Ronaldinho was named FIFA World Player of the Year on Monday.

Ronaldinho, 24, totalled 620 points followed by Thierry Henry of Arsenal and France on 552. Newly-crowned European Footballer of the Year Andriy Shevchenko of AC Milan and Ukraine was third on 253.

"For me just to be selected and to be here was already an honour," Ronaldinho told the FIFA gala awards ceremony.

"Of course I have to thank my Barcelona colleagues because I could not have won it without them."

"I am very happy at Barcelona, I want to be part of a new winning era at the club and I have no plans to go anywhere else," he added, dismissing suggestions he might be interested in a move to Chelsea.

It was the second successive year that Henry has finished as runner-up in the poll based on the verdict of 157 international coaches and, for the first time this year, 145 national team captains.

Five points were awarded for a first place nomination, three for second and one for third. Ronaldinho gained 89 first place votes, Henry 79 and Shevchenko 34.

Last year's winner Zinedine Zidane, who announced his international retirement from the France team after Euro 2004, came fourth. Last year's European Footballer of the Year Pavel Nedved of the Czech Republic was fifth.

Ronaldinho has transformed Barcelona since arriving from Paris St Germain in 2003 and they lead the Primera Liga by nine points. Unlike his rivals for the award, organised by world soccer's governing body FIFA, Ronaldinho did not win a major club trophy this year.

Ronaldinho did not take part in the Copa America won by Brazil as he was rested along with Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos.

He is the fourth Brazilian to capture the award since its introduction in 1991 after Romario(1994), three times winner Ronaldo(1996, 1997 and 2002) and Rivaldo(1999).

Remarkably, they all won the award when playing for Barcelona, though after his first success Ronaldo was with Inter Milan in 1997 and Real Madrid in 2002.

Germany's Birgit Prinz won women's player of the year, the Presidents' Award went to Haiti for promoting the match for peace against Brazil and Brazil took the Fair Play award.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||6:28 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they
Out-did the sparkling leaves in glee;
A poet could not be but gay,
In such a jocund company!
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:53 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

The Brand New Day

At dawn, through my opened window,
I gazed upon a breathless,
And heart-stopping sight.

On the horizon in front of me,
Appeared an aurora of mystical lights,
Reflecting deep into the cavities and,
Ridges of the surrounding mountains.

Before me shown the early light,
Penetrating the morning mist,
As it caused perpetual golden rays
To illuminate through the highest
Mountain peaks,
Awakening the earth below.

As I peered closely,
Brilliant colors of light
Stretched upward,
Like fingers on a hand
Into the yet, dawning sky.

Oh, as I gazed at this precious sight,
Time itself seemed to be waiting,
And wanting to grasp hold of
The first beams, that would burst forth
From the East and to witness,
The suns smile beckoning
"The Brand New Day."

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||11:32 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,
it is the realization of how much you already have."

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||5:02 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

if a building is already built, why is it still called a building?

if scientists are searching for something new, why is it called a REsearch?

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||8:02 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

This might be what we may get when we fly cheap airlines...

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Mr Chin Chye Lai)welcoming you on board... I apologise if I cannot see you... Can see nothing from my cockpit anyway, lights not working...

We apologise for the delay in taking off. There are some minor problem, just replaced
the engine. The new engine was cannibalised from the aircraft that decided to take a
swim in the South China Sea...

This is Flight 126 from Senaisini to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the region. And if luck is on our side, we may even be landing on your village!

Standards are such that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year over 50 of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't quite make it, our staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next of kin. Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to brief you on our out of court settlement policies.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi. For our not so religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God.

We regret to inform you, that today's inflight movie "Hands Off My Chutney" will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying alongside Singapore Airlines, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

We regret to advise that smoking is prohibited on this flight. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down. Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the Aunties and swimming shorts to the Uncles... It is likely that you will need them later.

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. For those of you who don't have a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with our stewardess, Anjali, who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase, otherwise "suka lu" lah...

If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air Chin Chye.

Thank you!

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||5:40 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

Ryan Cabrera - True

I won't talk, I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
That you belong with me
You might think I don't look
But deep inside the corner of my mind
I'm attached to you

I'm weak it's true
'Cos I'm afraid to know the answer
Do you want me too?
'Cos my heart keeps falling faster

I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide, it's time to try
Anything to be with you
All my life I've waited, this is true

You don't know what you do
Every time you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move

I'm weak it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
Do you see me too?
Do you even know you met me?

I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide, it's time to try
Anything to be with you
All my life I've waited, this is true

I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
The way that's true

I've waited all my life to cross this line
To the only thing that's true
So I will not hide, it's time to try
Anything to be with you
All my life I've waited, this is true

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:48 am||||||||||.
1 Comment(s) Available For View.

Another day in the office... Tea break now and everybody's gone.

Sianz and bored... Everyday read the thick manual only. Nothing much to do. I really do not know if this is considered as lucky or unlucky.

Anyway, I will be changing the interface and colour scheme of the blog soon... How soon will be determined by how free I am. Look forward to a brand new beginning.

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:37 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

You're orange. You're strong and have the reflexes of a tiger. You're overly protective, and those skills come in handy... You're a natural person, with a taste for natural foods (I mean organic, here.). Well, that's not true... Just food in general! You're as quick-witted as your reflexes, and sometimes painfully logical. You love wild animals and pets. (Preferably wild animals!) You're a natural person, and a true child of Gaia. You're a stimulating, and outgoing person. You enjoy making people think, especially with your infectiously spontaneous attitude. You're a generally optomistic person, with a love for
showing off all of your good traits. Although many people may see you as strung-out, or just plain weird, you're very down-to-earth and humble. You're incredibly sweet (as this color's other name!), and you care about people in general. As this color would describe, you're energetic beyond all human comprehension. You've got a nack for drawing, and you enjoy it, too. When it comes to school, you're a good listener with an even better memory. You're studious... At least when you need to be!


What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate)

is brought to you by Quizilla

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||9:07 am||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.

I am so officially back!!!

  :Posted By: Dysfunctional Sadist At ||||||||||1:02 pm||||||||||.
0 Comment(s) Available For View.