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:: Trust Is The Most Precious Gift In Love ::

Love is not about "It's your fault", but "I'm sorry".
Not "Where are you", but "I'm here".
Not "How could you", but "I understand".
Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are".

When Someone Occupies A Place In Your Heart,
That Place Will Always Be For That Someone.
No One Can Replace That Person In That Place

From now on,
I will love you and only you,
I'll spoil you,
Never argue with you,
I will live up to very promise,
Never lie to you,
I'll always protect you,
Agree with you,
Believe in you,
I'll stand up for you,
No matter when or where,
Laugh when you laugh,
Wipe away all your tears,
You'll be the only one in my eyes,
The only one in my dreams,
Only one in my heart,
It's just that simple.

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in over drive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me, touching you cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be looking till the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love



:: About Me::


> Name : Benson Chew
> D.O.B : 31 October 1982
> Age : 23
> Location : Lion City
> Height : 5'8" (175cm)
> Weight : 132lb (62Kg)
> Ethnicity: Chinese
> Martial Status : Single, Unwanted
> Friendster Profile : Typiguy
> Tickle Profile : Typiguy
> Multiply Profile : Typiguy
> Hi5 Profile : Typiguy
> Website : TypiGuy (Down)
> Contact : typiguy@gmail.com
> MSN : typiguy@hotmail.com
> PhotoBlog : Here
> More About Me : Here

:: Pictorial Memories ::

-> Genting Trip
-> Outing With My Cousins
-> Night At WineBos
-> Elsa's Birthday BBQ
-> Japan Trip
-> BBQ At Leonard's
-> Dinner With Christine
-> Haixiang Got Bullied
-> Last Day Of School
-> At Leonard's House
-> FYP Lab
-> Presentations
-> Sentosa
-> Soccer Session
-> Studying At Airport
-> Studying At Orchard Library
-> Syah's Belated Birthday
-> TP Open House 2004
-> Graduation

:: Chatter Box ::

Name
URL
Messages(smilies)

:: Friends Of Mine ::

-> Sara
-> Dilah
-> Baoqin
-> Zixian
-> Wendy Wee
-> Syah
-> Wendy Cheng
-> Ivy
-> Val
-> Chaand Rai
-> Dennis
-> Lena
-> MeiQing
-> Stesha
-> Guojiu
-> Jeanette
-> Dawn
-> Ilyas
-> Yan Cai
-> Leonard
-> Li Hui
-> Celest
-> Ah Kai
-> Dee
-> Leria
-> Yan
-> SunFlower
-> Adriana
-> Corinna
-> TPCMM
-> Wan Ling
-> Vianz
-> Choo Yan
-> George Bush
-> Yan Yi
-> Nuriati
-> Jessica
-> Chipe
-> Winnie
-> Joyce
-> MeiQing
-> Judith
-> Kai Ling
-> Marie
-> Qiu Ning
-> Mimama
-> Kim

:: Monthly Events ::

March:
04th - Leslie's Birthday
05th - Fish Leong's Concert 06
08th - Fadilah's Birthday
09th - IT Show 06
10th - IT Show 06
11th - IT Show 06
12th - IT Show 06
12th - Disney On Ice
16th - Valerie's Godpa's Birthday
17th - Nandar's Birthday
17th - Creative Warehouse Sale
18th - Creative Warehouse Sale
19th - Creative Warehouse Sale
20th - TalentQuest '06
25th - Planet NVIDIA Launch Party
28th - Valerie's Father's Birthday
30th - Simple Plan Concert 05

April:
01st - April Fool's Day
01st - Syahrul's Birthday
02nd - Avril Lavigne Bonez Tour
03rd - Mum's Blood Test @ KK
05th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
07th - Justin ORD
10th - Mum's Surgery @ KK Hospital
12th - Aaron's Brthday
13th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
13th - Opening Of (Eight Below)
12th - Opening Of Movie (Firewall)
14th - Good Friday Holiday
17th - Gary's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday Celebration
23rd - Emil & Jonathon Concert 05
26th - Andy Lim's Birthday

May:
01st - Progress Reward Banked In
01st - Labour Day Holiday
01st - Jennifer's Birthday
05th - Opening Of Movie (MI:3)
09th - Winnie's Birthday
12th - Vesak Day Holiday
18th - Opening Of (Da Vinci Code)
25th - Opening Of Movie (X-Men 3)

:: Wish Upon A Star ::

01) A Girlfriend? Let Fate Decide It
02) More Incoming Funds (Money)
03) Apple iPod Video 30 GB ($548)
04) Complete My National Service
05) A Handphone (Nokia N91)
06) A New Wallet
07) New Adidas Watch
08) Apple iMac G5
09) Looking For Pen Pals

:: Current Config ::

Typing On:

- HP iPAQ rx3715
[Samsung S3C 2440 Processor]
[152MB Internal Memory]
[1GB Scandisk SD-Card]
[64K Transflective type QVGA TFT]
[Integrated WLAN 802.11b]
[Integrated Bluetooth]
[1.2 MegaPixels Camera]
[PocketPC Windows Mobile 2003]

- IBM Thinkpad T22
[Intel® Mobile Pentium-III 900MHz]
[1GB RAM]
[60GB IBM HDD]
[64MB ATI Mobility RADEON 7500]
[DVD/CD-RW Drive]
[Iomega USB 250MB ZIP Drive]
[14.1" TFT Active Display Matrix]
[Internal Lucent V.90 Modem]
[Intel PRO/1000 Gbps Ethernet]
[Windows 2000 Professional]

- My Own Personnal Rig
[Intel Pentium-IV 1.7GHz]
[Asus P4P800 Deluxe]
[512MB x 2 Kingston DDR400 D43]
[80GB DiamondMax Plus 9 HDD]
[128MB NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200]
[Creative Audigy 2 Platinum]
[Internal Toshiba DVD-ROM Drive]
[Internal Pioneer DVD-RW Drive]
[External Plextor CD-RW Drive]
[Internal Iomega 250MB Zip Drive]
[17" ViewSonic CRT Monitor GS771]
[smartNIC PnP Network Adapter]
[Altec Lansing ACS 44]
[Windows XP Professional]

Surfing On:

Starhub MaxOnline 6500

Getting Entertained By:

256MB Creative Nomad MuVo NX
256MB Creative Nomad MuVo TX

Talking/SMSing On:

Nokia 8310
Nokia 3120
Samsung X430

Mobile Service Providers:

Singtel Classic 100 Plan

Capturing Everyday With:

:: Currently Reading ::

:: Current Desktop ::

:: Current PlayList ::

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Pan Wei Bo
Bu De Bu Ai
Wang Li Hom
Kiss Goodbye
Cyndi Wang Xin Ling
Ai Ni
Yan Cheng Xu
Yi Gong Chi
Lin Jun Jie
Cao Cao
Wang Li Hom
Forever Love
Wu Ke Qun
Wu Ke Qun
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Yi Lu Ziang Bei
S.H.E
Tian Hui
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Gui Ji
Zhang Jing Xuan
My Way
Jolin Cai Yi Ling
Ye Man You Xi
Jay Zhou Jie Lun & Lara
Shan Wu Hai
Wang Li Hom
Ni Bu Zai
Lena Park
Moon
S.H.E
Ai Ne
Akon
Lonely
Alicia Keys
Karma
S.H.E
Xing Guang
B.O.A
Alantis Princess
Xiao Ya Xuan
Di Xia Tie
F.I.R
You Make Me Wanna Fall In Love
Jolin Cai Yi Lin
Hai Dao
Jackie Chan & Jin Xi Shan
Shen Hua

:: Links ::

Charity Organisation:
-> World Vision Singapore
-> The Salvation Army
-> Singapore Cancer Society
-> Singapore Community Chest

Make New Friends:
-> Frensville
-> Who Lives Near You
-> Just Date
-> Friendster
-> 1Match1
-> DesignerLove
-> Hi5
-> Face*Pic
-> FriendSearch
-> Tickle

Sports:
-> Liverpool
-> SoccerNet
-> SportsNews
-> Fox Sports
-> Live Score

Food:
-> Chocolate & Zucchini
-> Leite's Culinaria
-> NYDC
-> Häagen-Dazs
-> Swensen's
-> Eat Shiok Shiok
-> Pizza Hut
-> Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza
-> McDonald's Singapore
-> Fish & Co
-> M&M

Blog-Related:
-> Blogger Status
-> Blogger
-> Weblogger
-> BlogRolling
-> Tag-Board
-> Photobucket
-> BlogSkins
-> UnkyMoods
-> Love Productions
-> Blogtree
-> History Of Weblogs
-> HaloScan
-> DiaryLand
-> LiveJournal

Mobile-Related:
-> Singtel Mobile
-> M1 Mobile
-> Starhub Mobile
-> Nokia Singapore
-> Samsung Singapore
-> Samsung Fun Club
-> Sony Ercisson Singapore
-> Motorola Singapore
-> Panasonic Singapore
-> Siemens Singapore
-> Mitsubishi Mobile Singapore

Gaming:
-> International Ragnarokonline
-> Neopets
-> MU Online
-> Asheron's Call
-> Dark Age of Camelot
-> EverQuest
-> Ultima Online

Entertainment:
-> SG Movie
-> Cancer Story
-> Jane-Finch
-> Bed Supper Club
-> MTV Chinese
-> Prefect 10 Webcam
-> SISTIC
-> TicketCharge
-> Golden Village
-> ShowGood
-> Resident Advisor
-> BBC Radio
-> Dance & Soul
-> Apologist
-> Juice Mag
-> Your Choice Mag

Clothes:
-> Hugo Boss
-> Levi's
-> Adidas
-> Topshop
-> Emporio Armani
-> U2 Singapore
-> Ralph Lauren
-> Donna Karen
-> Victoria Secrets
-> Gianni Versace

Accessories:
-> Perlini's Silver
-> Tian Po Jewellery
-> Lee Hwa Jewellery
-> Soo Kee Jewellery
-> D'Meyson Jewellery
-> Goldheart Jewelry
-> 77th Street

Search Engines:
-> Yahoo
-> Catcha
-> AltaVista
-> Ask Jeeves
-> DogPile
-> Google

Emails:
-> Yahoo
-> Hotmail
-> Gmail
-> Mail.com

Quiz Sites:
-> Quizilla
-> Quiz Your Friends
-> Quiz Me
-> Cool Quiz!
-> OKCupid!

Confession Sites:
-> Confess It
-> Group Hug
-> Not Proud

Latest News:
-> The Straits Times
-> New Paper
-> Channel NewsAsia
-> Singapore Business Times
-> TODAY Papers

Forums:
-> VRZone Forums
-> HardwareZone Forums
-> SPUG Forums
-> TalkingCock Forums
-> Samsung Mobile Forums
-> Search SG Forums
-> Can.Com.Sg Forums
-> sgForums

Hangouts:
-> Suntec City
-> Wisma Atria
-> The Heeren
-> Takashimaya
-> Raffles City
-> Marina Square
-> Esplanade Mall

Cafe Terrace:
-> Coffee Bean
-> Starbucks Coffee
-> Dome Coffees
-> Delifrance Cafe

Club Scenes:
-> ChinaBlack
-> Devilsbar
-> Zouk
-> Double O
-> Centro
-> Liquid Room
-> 1NiteStand

:: Weekly Horoscope ::

Horoscope for Scorpio
17 April 2006 ~ 23 April 2006
You need to keep busy doing things that you both enjoy. Think twice before you say something you might regret later. Take care of any pressing medical problems that you or one of your parents may be suffering from. Outdoor sports events should entice you.

:: Back In Time ::

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:: Local Time ::


:: Local Weather ::

The WeatherPixie

:: Background Playing ::

I Am Sorry

Since The CopyRight Rule Has Surfaced In Singapore, I Guess, This Portion Is To Be Taken Away.
Sorry, People.

:: Site Rules ::

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:: Lots Of Thanks ::





Tuesday, July 13, 2004

A Pizza Hut joke

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Geylang. May I have your..."

Ah Beng: "Haloo, arh...can I orler huh..."

Operator: "Can I have your Future Card number first, Sir?"

Ah Beng: "It's arh ..., hold on prease, arh ... S6102-0499-54610FC"

Operator: "OK... you're...Tan Ah Beng alias 'Or Kwee Tao' and you're calling from 17-D Lorong 14, Geylang. Your home number is 6782 8828, your office 6782 8838 and your mobile is 96828848. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Ah Beng: "Home lah! How you get all my phone lumbers, arh?"

Operator: "We are connected to the 'FutureCard' system Sir"

Ah Beng: "OK lah, okay lah...Can I orler your Seafood pisar..."

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Ah Beng: "Why....Cannot arh?"

Operator: "According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Ah Beng: "What?...Wah!....medical lecords also hab... you recommend lah?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Ah Beng: "Wah...How you know I like Hokkien mee, arh?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Ah Beng: "OK...OK...Buay Ta Han... I give up... Gif me three family sized ones then, how much arh?

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $45..."

Ah Beng: "I pay by FutureCard...Can or Not?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $6720.55- since October last year"

Ah Beng: "Alamak!... Everything also know...chiat lat!"

Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.

Ah Beng: "Okay lah...I run to ATM and withdraw some cash before you come my house lor"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today....with the latest withdrawal of $250 for 4D and TOTO at 2.46pm"

Ah Beng: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long arh?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...it'll be ready in 15 mins and you are only 5 mins away"

Ah Beng: "Where got transport?"

Operator: "According to the details in your FutureCard", you own a Honda Scooter, ...registration number FE 3288..."

Ah Beng: "#%#%@%"

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987, you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Ah Beng: [Speechless and calms down after being reminded of the brush with the law]

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Ah Beng: "Nothing... by the way... still got stock of that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised or not?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... "

Ah Beng: [Heard cursing away as he slams down the phone and telling his family he is going to the Hawker Centre to 'Tar Pow' (take-away)]

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