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:: Trust Is The Most Precious Gift In Love ::

Love is not about "It's your fault", but "I'm sorry".
Not "Where are you", but "I'm here".
Not "How could you", but "I understand".
Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are".

When Someone Occupies A Place In Your Heart,
That Place Will Always Be For That Someone.
No One Can Replace That Person In That Place

From now on,
I will love you and only you,
I'll spoil you,
Never argue with you,
I will live up to very promise,
Never lie to you,
I'll always protect you,
Agree with you,
Believe in you,
I'll stand up for you,
No matter when or where,
Laugh when you laugh,
Wipe away all your tears,
You'll be the only one in my eyes,
The only one in my dreams,
Only one in my heart,
It's just that simple.

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in over drive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me, touching you cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be looking till the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love



:: About Me::


> Name : Benson Chew
> D.O.B : 31 October 1982
> Age : 23
> Location : Lion City
> Height : 5'8" (175cm)
> Weight : 132lb (62Kg)
> Ethnicity: Chinese
> Martial Status : Single, Unwanted
> Friendster Profile : Typiguy
> Tickle Profile : Typiguy
> Multiply Profile : Typiguy
> Hi5 Profile : Typiguy
> Website : TypiGuy (Down)
> Contact : typiguy@gmail.com
> MSN : typiguy@hotmail.com
> PhotoBlog : Here
> More About Me : Here

:: Pictorial Memories ::

-> Genting Trip
-> Outing With My Cousins
-> Night At WineBos
-> Elsa's Birthday BBQ
-> Japan Trip
-> BBQ At Leonard's
-> Dinner With Christine
-> Haixiang Got Bullied
-> Last Day Of School
-> At Leonard's House
-> FYP Lab
-> Presentations
-> Sentosa
-> Soccer Session
-> Studying At Airport
-> Studying At Orchard Library
-> Syah's Belated Birthday
-> TP Open House 2004
-> Graduation

:: Chatter Box ::

Name
URL
Messages(smilies)

:: Friends Of Mine ::

-> Sara
-> Dilah
-> Baoqin
-> Zixian
-> Wendy Wee
-> Syah
-> Wendy Cheng
-> Ivy
-> Val
-> Chaand Rai
-> Dennis
-> Lena
-> MeiQing
-> Stesha
-> Guojiu
-> Jeanette
-> Dawn
-> Ilyas
-> Yan Cai
-> Leonard
-> Li Hui
-> Celest
-> Ah Kai
-> Dee
-> Leria
-> Yan
-> SunFlower
-> Adriana
-> Corinna
-> TPCMM
-> Wan Ling
-> Vianz
-> Choo Yan
-> George Bush
-> Yan Yi
-> Nuriati
-> Jessica
-> Chipe
-> Winnie
-> Joyce
-> MeiQing
-> Judith
-> Kai Ling
-> Marie
-> Qiu Ning
-> Mimama
-> Kim

:: Monthly Events ::

March:
04th - Leslie's Birthday
05th - Fish Leong's Concert 06
08th - Fadilah's Birthday
09th - IT Show 06
10th - IT Show 06
11th - IT Show 06
12th - IT Show 06
12th - Disney On Ice
16th - Valerie's Godpa's Birthday
17th - Nandar's Birthday
17th - Creative Warehouse Sale
18th - Creative Warehouse Sale
19th - Creative Warehouse Sale
20th - TalentQuest '06
25th - Planet NVIDIA Launch Party
28th - Valerie's Father's Birthday
30th - Simple Plan Concert 05

April:
01st - April Fool's Day
01st - Syahrul's Birthday
02nd - Avril Lavigne Bonez Tour
03rd - Mum's Blood Test @ KK
05th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
07th - Justin ORD
10th - Mum's Surgery @ KK Hospital
12th - Aaron's Brthday
13th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
13th - Opening Of (Eight Below)
12th - Opening Of Movie (Firewall)
14th - Good Friday Holiday
17th - Gary's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday Celebration
23rd - Emil & Jonathon Concert 05
26th - Andy Lim's Birthday

May:
01st - Progress Reward Banked In
01st - Labour Day Holiday
01st - Jennifer's Birthday
05th - Opening Of Movie (MI:3)
09th - Winnie's Birthday
12th - Vesak Day Holiday
18th - Opening Of (Da Vinci Code)
25th - Opening Of Movie (X-Men 3)

:: Wish Upon A Star ::

01) A Girlfriend? Let Fate Decide It
02) More Incoming Funds (Money)
03) Apple iPod Video 30 GB ($548)
04) Complete My National Service
05) A Handphone (Nokia N91)
06) A New Wallet
07) New Adidas Watch
08) Apple iMac G5
09) Looking For Pen Pals

:: Current Config ::

Typing On:

- HP iPAQ rx3715
[Samsung S3C 2440 Processor]
[152MB Internal Memory]
[1GB Scandisk SD-Card]
[64K Transflective type QVGA TFT]
[Integrated WLAN 802.11b]
[Integrated Bluetooth]
[1.2 MegaPixels Camera]
[PocketPC Windows Mobile 2003]

- IBM Thinkpad T22
[Intel® Mobile Pentium-III 900MHz]
[1GB RAM]
[60GB IBM HDD]
[64MB ATI Mobility RADEON 7500]
[DVD/CD-RW Drive]
[Iomega USB 250MB ZIP Drive]
[14.1" TFT Active Display Matrix]
[Internal Lucent V.90 Modem]
[Intel PRO/1000 Gbps Ethernet]
[Windows 2000 Professional]

- My Own Personnal Rig
[Intel Pentium-IV 1.7GHz]
[Asus P4P800 Deluxe]
[512MB x 2 Kingston DDR400 D43]
[80GB DiamondMax Plus 9 HDD]
[128MB NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200]
[Creative Audigy 2 Platinum]
[Internal Toshiba DVD-ROM Drive]
[Internal Pioneer DVD-RW Drive]
[External Plextor CD-RW Drive]
[Internal Iomega 250MB Zip Drive]
[17" ViewSonic CRT Monitor GS771]
[smartNIC PnP Network Adapter]
[Altec Lansing ACS 44]
[Windows XP Professional]

Surfing On:

Starhub MaxOnline 6500

Getting Entertained By:

256MB Creative Nomad MuVo NX
256MB Creative Nomad MuVo TX

Talking/SMSing On:

Nokia 8310
Nokia 3120
Samsung X430

Mobile Service Providers:

Singtel Classic 100 Plan

Capturing Everyday With:

:: Currently Reading ::

:: Current Desktop ::

:: Current PlayList ::

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Pan Wei Bo
Bu De Bu Ai
Wang Li Hom
Kiss Goodbye
Cyndi Wang Xin Ling
Ai Ni
Yan Cheng Xu
Yi Gong Chi
Lin Jun Jie
Cao Cao
Wang Li Hom
Forever Love
Wu Ke Qun
Wu Ke Qun
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Yi Lu Ziang Bei
S.H.E
Tian Hui
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Gui Ji
Zhang Jing Xuan
My Way
Jolin Cai Yi Ling
Ye Man You Xi
Jay Zhou Jie Lun & Lara
Shan Wu Hai
Wang Li Hom
Ni Bu Zai
Lena Park
Moon
S.H.E
Ai Ne
Akon
Lonely
Alicia Keys
Karma
S.H.E
Xing Guang
B.O.A
Alantis Princess
Xiao Ya Xuan
Di Xia Tie
F.I.R
You Make Me Wanna Fall In Love
Jolin Cai Yi Lin
Hai Dao
Jackie Chan & Jin Xi Shan
Shen Hua

:: Links ::

Charity Organisation:
-> World Vision Singapore
-> The Salvation Army
-> Singapore Cancer Society
-> Singapore Community Chest

Make New Friends:
-> Frensville
-> Who Lives Near You
-> Just Date
-> Friendster
-> 1Match1
-> DesignerLove
-> Hi5
-> Face*Pic
-> FriendSearch
-> Tickle

Sports:
-> Liverpool
-> SoccerNet
-> SportsNews
-> Fox Sports
-> Live Score

Food:
-> Chocolate & Zucchini
-> Leite's Culinaria
-> NYDC
-> Häagen-Dazs
-> Swensen's
-> Eat Shiok Shiok
-> Pizza Hut
-> Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza
-> McDonald's Singapore
-> Fish & Co
-> M&M

Blog-Related:
-> Blogger Status
-> Blogger
-> Weblogger
-> BlogRolling
-> Tag-Board
-> Photobucket
-> BlogSkins
-> UnkyMoods
-> Love Productions
-> Blogtree
-> History Of Weblogs
-> HaloScan
-> DiaryLand
-> LiveJournal

Mobile-Related:
-> Singtel Mobile
-> M1 Mobile
-> Starhub Mobile
-> Nokia Singapore
-> Samsung Singapore
-> Samsung Fun Club
-> Sony Ercisson Singapore
-> Motorola Singapore
-> Panasonic Singapore
-> Siemens Singapore
-> Mitsubishi Mobile Singapore

Gaming:
-> International Ragnarokonline
-> Neopets
-> MU Online
-> Asheron's Call
-> Dark Age of Camelot
-> EverQuest
-> Ultima Online

Entertainment:
-> SG Movie
-> Cancer Story
-> Jane-Finch
-> Bed Supper Club
-> MTV Chinese
-> Prefect 10 Webcam
-> SISTIC
-> TicketCharge
-> Golden Village
-> ShowGood
-> Resident Advisor
-> BBC Radio
-> Dance & Soul
-> Apologist
-> Juice Mag
-> Your Choice Mag

Clothes:
-> Hugo Boss
-> Levi's
-> Adidas
-> Topshop
-> Emporio Armani
-> U2 Singapore
-> Ralph Lauren
-> Donna Karen
-> Victoria Secrets
-> Gianni Versace

Accessories:
-> Perlini's Silver
-> Tian Po Jewellery
-> Lee Hwa Jewellery
-> Soo Kee Jewellery
-> D'Meyson Jewellery
-> Goldheart Jewelry
-> 77th Street

Search Engines:
-> Yahoo
-> Catcha
-> AltaVista
-> Ask Jeeves
-> DogPile
-> Google

Emails:
-> Yahoo
-> Hotmail
-> Gmail
-> Mail.com

Quiz Sites:
-> Quizilla
-> Quiz Your Friends
-> Quiz Me
-> Cool Quiz!
-> OKCupid!

Confession Sites:
-> Confess It
-> Group Hug
-> Not Proud

Latest News:
-> The Straits Times
-> New Paper
-> Channel NewsAsia
-> Singapore Business Times
-> TODAY Papers

Forums:
-> VRZone Forums
-> HardwareZone Forums
-> SPUG Forums
-> TalkingCock Forums
-> Samsung Mobile Forums
-> Search SG Forums
-> Can.Com.Sg Forums
-> sgForums

Hangouts:
-> Suntec City
-> Wisma Atria
-> The Heeren
-> Takashimaya
-> Raffles City
-> Marina Square
-> Esplanade Mall

Cafe Terrace:
-> Coffee Bean
-> Starbucks Coffee
-> Dome Coffees
-> Delifrance Cafe

Club Scenes:
-> ChinaBlack
-> Devilsbar
-> Zouk
-> Double O
-> Centro
-> Liquid Room
-> 1NiteStand

:: Weekly Horoscope ::

Horoscope for Scorpio
17 April 2006 ~ 23 April 2006
You need to keep busy doing things that you both enjoy. Think twice before you say something you might regret later. Take care of any pressing medical problems that you or one of your parents may be suffering from. Outdoor sports events should entice you.

:: Back In Time ::

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:: Local Time ::


:: Local Weather ::

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:: Background Playing ::

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Sorry, People.

:: Site Rules ::

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Friday, January 14, 2005

Women Are Hard To Pleased!!女人很难取悦!


If you treat other girls nicely, she says you are trying to lure them;
如果你对其他女孩好,她说你在勾引她们.
If you don't, she says you are not a gentleman.
如果不是,她说你不够绅士.

If you like smoking and drinking, she says those are bad hobbies;
如果你抽烟喝酒,她说那些都是恶习.
If you don't, she says you are not a man.
如果不是,她说你没男人味.

If you like attending party, she doesn't think you are a responsible person;
如果你喜欢聚会,她会觉得你不是个可靠负责任的人.
If you don't, she thinks you are boring.
如果你不喜欢,她会觉得你很无聊没情趣.

If you earn a lot of money, she thinks you will leave her;
如果你赚到了钱,她认为你会离开她.
If you don't, she will leave you.
如果你赚不到钱,她会离开你.

If you care for her, she will say: Do some big things!
如果你放心思在她身上,她会说:去做点大事情!
If you don't, she will say: You are not good to me!
如果不是,她会说:你对我一点都不好!

If you are late, you have to apologize several times;
如果你迟到了,你必须道歉无数次.
If she is late, you mustn't say anything.
如果她迟到了,那是应该的,你什么都不能说.

If you apologize to her, she always won't accept;
如果你向她道歉认错,她通常不会接受.
If you don't, you will die!
如果你不道歉认错,那你死定了!

If you pay more attention to your work, she says Family is Important;
如果你专注于工作,她会说家庭很重要.
If you pay more attention to the family, she says Work is More important.
如果你专注于家庭,她会说,男人应该更重视事业.

If you are good to her, she will be proud;
如果你对她好,她会恃宠而骄,不把你放眼里.
If you are not, she will complain.
如果你对她不好,她马上就会抱怨.

When you love a women, she won't care you;
当你爱她时,她通常不在乎你.
When you give up and forget her, she will tell you that she loves you before.
当你放弃了以后,她会说,其实本来我是爱你的.

If you stay with her, she will say: I need my own space.
如果你陪着她,她会说:我需要自己的私人空间.
If you don't, she will call you every ten minutes.
如果你不陪她,她会每十分钟给你一个电话盯着你.

If you break your promise, she will never foget it;
如果你没做到自己对她的承诺,她永远都会记得.
If she do, you must forget it.
如果是她没做到,那你必须忘掉这回事.

If you say: You are not good enough to me, she thinks you are hard to take along with;
如果你告诉她:你对我不够好,她会认为你难相处.
If you don't tell her, she will never be better to you!
如果你不说,那她永远不会对你更好!

If she tell you her problems, you should be patient and find ways to solve;
如果她把她的问题告诉你,你必须耐心倾听并找出办法解决.
If you have troubles, she will say: Do with it by yourself, you are a Man!
如果你自己有麻烦,她会说:自己解决,你是男人!

If you can't solve the problem, she thinks you are stupid and useless;
如果她的问题你解决不了,她会认为你愚蠢和无能.
But she always forgets it's her problem.
但她会忘了,那根本是她的麻烦!

If you don't like other men get close to her, you are selfish;
如果你不喜欢其他男人接近她,她觉得你自私.
If you don't care, she will say you don't love her.
如果你无所谓,她会觉得你不爱她.

If she hurts you, she will never think so;
如果她伤害了你,她自己从不会这样认为.
And before she say: You hurt me, you will never know which thing will hurt her;
当她告诉你伤害了她之前,你永远不会知道什么事会伤害她
Maybe Everything!
也许任何事!

If she is angry with you, you are wrong;
如果她生你气,那一定是你错了.
If you are angry with her, you are ALSO wrong!
如果你生她的气,你还是错了!

When she loves you, everything you do is Good and you are the Best person in the world;
当她爱你的时候,你做的每件事都很好,她觉得你是世上最好的人.
When she doesn't love you any more, everything about you is bad and u are the Worst guy in the world.
当她不再爱你的时候,你所做的每件事都是不好的,而你成了世上最大的坏蛋.
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