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:: Trust Is The Most Precious Gift In Love ::

Love is not about "It's your fault", but "I'm sorry".
Not "Where are you", but "I'm here".
Not "How could you", but "I understand".
Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are".

When Someone Occupies A Place In Your Heart,
That Place Will Always Be For That Someone.
No One Can Replace That Person In That Place

From now on,
I will love you and only you,
I'll spoil you,
Never argue with you,
I will live up to very promise,
Never lie to you,
I'll always protect you,
Agree with you,
Believe in you,
I'll stand up for you,
No matter when or where,
Laugh when you laugh,
Wipe away all your tears,
You'll be the only one in my eyes,
The only one in my dreams,
Only one in my heart,
It's just that simple.

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in over drive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me, touching you cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be looking till the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love



:: About Me::


> Name : Benson Chew
> D.O.B : 31 October 1982
> Age : 23
> Location : Lion City
> Height : 5'8" (175cm)
> Weight : 132lb (62Kg)
> Ethnicity: Chinese
> Martial Status : Single, Unwanted
> Friendster Profile : Typiguy
> Tickle Profile : Typiguy
> Multiply Profile : Typiguy
> Hi5 Profile : Typiguy
> Website : TypiGuy (Down)
> Contact : typiguy@gmail.com
> MSN : typiguy@hotmail.com
> PhotoBlog : Here
> More About Me : Here

:: Pictorial Memories ::

-> Genting Trip
-> Outing With My Cousins
-> Night At WineBos
-> Elsa's Birthday BBQ
-> Japan Trip
-> BBQ At Leonard's
-> Dinner With Christine
-> Haixiang Got Bullied
-> Last Day Of School
-> At Leonard's House
-> FYP Lab
-> Presentations
-> Sentosa
-> Soccer Session
-> Studying At Airport
-> Studying At Orchard Library
-> Syah's Belated Birthday
-> TP Open House 2004
-> Graduation

:: Chatter Box ::

Name
URL
Messages(smilies)

:: Friends Of Mine ::

-> Sara
-> Dilah
-> Baoqin
-> Zixian
-> Wendy Wee
-> Syah
-> Wendy Cheng
-> Ivy
-> Val
-> Chaand Rai
-> Dennis
-> Lena
-> MeiQing
-> Stesha
-> Guojiu
-> Jeanette
-> Dawn
-> Ilyas
-> Yan Cai
-> Leonard
-> Li Hui
-> Celest
-> Ah Kai
-> Dee
-> Leria
-> Yan
-> SunFlower
-> Adriana
-> Corinna
-> TPCMM
-> Wan Ling
-> Vianz
-> Choo Yan
-> George Bush
-> Yan Yi
-> Nuriati
-> Jessica
-> Chipe
-> Winnie
-> Joyce
-> MeiQing
-> Judith
-> Kai Ling
-> Marie
-> Qiu Ning
-> Mimama
-> Kim

:: Monthly Events ::

March:
04th - Leslie's Birthday
05th - Fish Leong's Concert 06
08th - Fadilah's Birthday
09th - IT Show 06
10th - IT Show 06
11th - IT Show 06
12th - IT Show 06
12th - Disney On Ice
16th - Valerie's Godpa's Birthday
17th - Nandar's Birthday
17th - Creative Warehouse Sale
18th - Creative Warehouse Sale
19th - Creative Warehouse Sale
20th - TalentQuest '06
25th - Planet NVIDIA Launch Party
28th - Valerie's Father's Birthday
30th - Simple Plan Concert 05

April:
01st - April Fool's Day
01st - Syahrul's Birthday
02nd - Avril Lavigne Bonez Tour
03rd - Mum's Blood Test @ KK
05th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
07th - Justin ORD
10th - Mum's Surgery @ KK Hospital
12th - Aaron's Brthday
13th - Doctor Appointment @ TTSH
13th - Opening Of (Eight Below)
12th - Opening Of Movie (Firewall)
14th - Good Friday Holiday
17th - Gary's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday
20th - Boss's Birthday Celebration
23rd - Emil & Jonathon Concert 05
26th - Andy Lim's Birthday

May:
01st - Progress Reward Banked In
01st - Labour Day Holiday
01st - Jennifer's Birthday
05th - Opening Of Movie (MI:3)
09th - Winnie's Birthday
12th - Vesak Day Holiday
18th - Opening Of (Da Vinci Code)
25th - Opening Of Movie (X-Men 3)

:: Wish Upon A Star ::

01) A Girlfriend? Let Fate Decide It
02) More Incoming Funds (Money)
03) Apple iPod Video 30 GB ($548)
04) Complete My National Service
05) A Handphone (Nokia N91)
06) A New Wallet
07) New Adidas Watch
08) Apple iMac G5
09) Looking For Pen Pals

:: Current Config ::

Typing On:

- HP iPAQ rx3715
[Samsung S3C 2440 Processor]
[152MB Internal Memory]
[1GB Scandisk SD-Card]
[64K Transflective type QVGA TFT]
[Integrated WLAN 802.11b]
[Integrated Bluetooth]
[1.2 MegaPixels Camera]
[PocketPC Windows Mobile 2003]

- IBM Thinkpad T22
[Intel® Mobile Pentium-III 900MHz]
[1GB RAM]
[60GB IBM HDD]
[64MB ATI Mobility RADEON 7500]
[DVD/CD-RW Drive]
[Iomega USB 250MB ZIP Drive]
[14.1" TFT Active Display Matrix]
[Internal Lucent V.90 Modem]
[Intel PRO/1000 Gbps Ethernet]
[Windows 2000 Professional]

- My Own Personnal Rig
[Intel Pentium-IV 1.7GHz]
[Asus P4P800 Deluxe]
[512MB x 2 Kingston DDR400 D43]
[80GB DiamondMax Plus 9 HDD]
[128MB NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200]
[Creative Audigy 2 Platinum]
[Internal Toshiba DVD-ROM Drive]
[Internal Pioneer DVD-RW Drive]
[External Plextor CD-RW Drive]
[Internal Iomega 250MB Zip Drive]
[17" ViewSonic CRT Monitor GS771]
[smartNIC PnP Network Adapter]
[Altec Lansing ACS 44]
[Windows XP Professional]

Surfing On:

Starhub MaxOnline 6500

Getting Entertained By:

256MB Creative Nomad MuVo NX
256MB Creative Nomad MuVo TX

Talking/SMSing On:

Nokia 8310
Nokia 3120
Samsung X430

Mobile Service Providers:

Singtel Classic 100 Plan

Capturing Everyday With:

:: Currently Reading ::

:: Current Desktop ::

:: Current PlayList ::

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Pan Wei Bo
Bu De Bu Ai
Wang Li Hom
Kiss Goodbye
Cyndi Wang Xin Ling
Ai Ni
Yan Cheng Xu
Yi Gong Chi
Lin Jun Jie
Cao Cao
Wang Li Hom
Forever Love
Wu Ke Qun
Wu Ke Qun
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Yi Lu Ziang Bei
S.H.E
Tian Hui
Jay Zhou Jie Lun
Gui Ji
Zhang Jing Xuan
My Way
Jolin Cai Yi Ling
Ye Man You Xi
Jay Zhou Jie Lun & Lara
Shan Wu Hai
Wang Li Hom
Ni Bu Zai
Lena Park
Moon
S.H.E
Ai Ne
Akon
Lonely
Alicia Keys
Karma
S.H.E
Xing Guang
B.O.A
Alantis Princess
Xiao Ya Xuan
Di Xia Tie
F.I.R
You Make Me Wanna Fall In Love
Jolin Cai Yi Lin
Hai Dao
Jackie Chan & Jin Xi Shan
Shen Hua

:: Links ::

Charity Organisation:
-> World Vision Singapore
-> The Salvation Army
-> Singapore Cancer Society
-> Singapore Community Chest

Make New Friends:
-> Frensville
-> Who Lives Near You
-> Just Date
-> Friendster
-> 1Match1
-> DesignerLove
-> Hi5
-> Face*Pic
-> FriendSearch
-> Tickle

Sports:
-> Liverpool
-> SoccerNet
-> SportsNews
-> Fox Sports
-> Live Score

Food:
-> Chocolate & Zucchini
-> Leite's Culinaria
-> NYDC
-> Häagen-Dazs
-> Swensen's
-> Eat Shiok Shiok
-> Pizza Hut
-> Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza
-> McDonald's Singapore
-> Fish & Co
-> M&M

Blog-Related:
-> Blogger Status
-> Blogger
-> Weblogger
-> BlogRolling
-> Tag-Board
-> Photobucket
-> BlogSkins
-> UnkyMoods
-> Love Productions
-> Blogtree
-> History Of Weblogs
-> HaloScan
-> DiaryLand
-> LiveJournal

Mobile-Related:
-> Singtel Mobile
-> M1 Mobile
-> Starhub Mobile
-> Nokia Singapore
-> Samsung Singapore
-> Samsung Fun Club
-> Sony Ercisson Singapore
-> Motorola Singapore
-> Panasonic Singapore
-> Siemens Singapore
-> Mitsubishi Mobile Singapore

Gaming:
-> International Ragnarokonline
-> Neopets
-> MU Online
-> Asheron's Call
-> Dark Age of Camelot
-> EverQuest
-> Ultima Online

Entertainment:
-> SG Movie
-> Cancer Story
-> Jane-Finch
-> Bed Supper Club
-> MTV Chinese
-> Prefect 10 Webcam
-> SISTIC
-> TicketCharge
-> Golden Village
-> ShowGood
-> Resident Advisor
-> BBC Radio
-> Dance & Soul
-> Apologist
-> Juice Mag
-> Your Choice Mag

Clothes:
-> Hugo Boss
-> Levi's
-> Adidas
-> Topshop
-> Emporio Armani
-> U2 Singapore
-> Ralph Lauren
-> Donna Karen
-> Victoria Secrets
-> Gianni Versace

Accessories:
-> Perlini's Silver
-> Tian Po Jewellery
-> Lee Hwa Jewellery
-> Soo Kee Jewellery
-> D'Meyson Jewellery
-> Goldheart Jewelry
-> 77th Street

Search Engines:
-> Yahoo
-> Catcha
-> AltaVista
-> Ask Jeeves
-> DogPile
-> Google

Emails:
-> Yahoo
-> Hotmail
-> Gmail
-> Mail.com

Quiz Sites:
-> Quizilla
-> Quiz Your Friends
-> Quiz Me
-> Cool Quiz!
-> OKCupid!

Confession Sites:
-> Confess It
-> Group Hug
-> Not Proud

Latest News:
-> The Straits Times
-> New Paper
-> Channel NewsAsia
-> Singapore Business Times
-> TODAY Papers

Forums:
-> VRZone Forums
-> HardwareZone Forums
-> SPUG Forums
-> TalkingCock Forums
-> Samsung Mobile Forums
-> Search SG Forums
-> Can.Com.Sg Forums
-> sgForums

Hangouts:
-> Suntec City
-> Wisma Atria
-> The Heeren
-> Takashimaya
-> Raffles City
-> Marina Square
-> Esplanade Mall

Cafe Terrace:
-> Coffee Bean
-> Starbucks Coffee
-> Dome Coffees
-> Delifrance Cafe

Club Scenes:
-> ChinaBlack
-> Devilsbar
-> Zouk
-> Double O
-> Centro
-> Liquid Room
-> 1NiteStand

:: Weekly Horoscope ::

Horoscope for Scorpio
17 April 2006 ~ 23 April 2006
You need to keep busy doing things that you both enjoy. Think twice before you say something you might regret later. Take care of any pressing medical problems that you or one of your parents may be suffering from. Outdoor sports events should entice you.

:: Back In Time ::

Back To Main
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:: Local Time ::


:: Local Weather ::

The WeatherPixie

:: Background Playing ::

I Am Sorry

Since The CopyRight Rule Has Surfaced In Singapore, I Guess, This Portion Is To Be Taken Away.
Sorry, People.

:: Site Rules ::

Rules? What rules? There are absolutely no rules. Steal, plagiarize, insult, vandalize, pee, lick, stare, drool, undergo mental sexual stimulation, worship. Whatever you want to do, just do it and don't tell me. HTML coding and decoding are done solely by me, I don't use blog templates. Best viewed in...

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Unicode UTF-8 Encoding
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:: Lots Of Thanks ::





Monday, June 21, 2004

Mr. Bush's Track Records



I attacked and took over 2 countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her for a while.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

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